Boss: Hey, this is broken and needs to be fixed
Me: Ok, I need $400 for parts and It will take me one whole day.
Boss: WOAH THERE, that costs too much, do it for less that $200, labor included
Me: Can’t be done, part costs $400. Talk to me when we have the cash
Boss: I think it can be done for less and you are not trying hard enough to get cheap parts
6 months later
Boss: Hey, this really needs to get fixed, we have the $400
Me: There was a run on metals in china 3 months ago, the part now costs $600
Boss: WOAH THERE, we don’t have $600 and you said it costs $400
Me: That was 6 months ago, I have no control over metals futures
Boss: We can’t afford that now
6 months later
Boss: this is broken, and the city says they will fine us if it is not fixed in 30 days
Me: Great, give me your credit card and I will have it fixed the day after the parts get here
Boss: Ok, but i need to make the final call on prices because we don’t have any money right now
Me: No, I will fix it, no matter how much it costs so we do not have to pay for the the cost of the future part and a fine from the city
Boss: Still, we don’t have any money now, so spend some time trying to find cheaper parts
Me: Ok, but it will be on the clock
1 month later
Boss: Shit, the city fined us $1000, why didnt this get fixed!!!1
Me: Because I never got to buy the parts, because you were convinced it could be found cheaper. It can’t
Boss: I dont belive you!
Me: then pay the fine and pay someone else to do it
Boss: But that will cost twice as much as having you buy the parts and doing the labor
Me: rageface