The Rage Topic

Far Cry 4 (like Far Cry 3) comes with uPlay if you get it through Steam or retail as well…

Yes, but a uPlay code isn’t tied to your Steam account.

Whoever designed the Boost Guardian in Metroid Prime 2 should FUCK THEIR OWN FACE.

So I work with this lady (an ED nurse) who, whenever I’m there, stares at me from time to time. I don’t mean “interested in me” tho, more like “waiting for me to mess up so she can report me” kinda staring. It really pisses me off, and it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. The only reason I can think of why she’s watching me is cause she’s a known “trouble maker” for my dad (the ED director) and may be watching me for ways to get me fired. It’s really disconcerting, as I’ve never done anything to her to deserve that. I hate manipulative dick faces like that, they piss me off, the snakes.

There’s an Erectile Dysfunction Director???

Yes

Does he control the patients “biological functions” from behind the scenes??

Haven’t you figured that out?
What did you think 0_22one does for a living?

You obviously didn’t get the joke.

I wipe asses. And vaginas. And penises. And they are never the asses or vaginas or penises anyone wants to see. It’s the ones that make you wonder where all the beauty and good in the world went, and why it has to be you that does this. And it’s the kinda that girls look at and go “why in gods name do women LIKE those”.

On the other half, I also babysit schizophrenics, dementia patients, clinically depressed people, severely bipolar people, borderline personality patients, multiple personality patients, autistic kids, and angsty teens who cut for attention.

I have a very “questioning” job. Hang out with schizo’s long enough, you start to wonder about yourself.

I also have a very revealing job, since I never wanna be 80 years old and now I can say for certain WHY.

I’d like to do some freelance illustration work to make some nice-to-have pocketchange, but I’m having a hard time figuring out how to “throw myself out there” (both online and offline).

But at the same time I can’t be arsed to create a blog/portfolio website and/or pay for a domain name because I keep telling myself my illustrations aren’t good enough.

Additional problem: I have no idea what to call said blog/portfolio website. “Bolteh” is too gay and my real name is not “catchy” enough.

FML.

@bolteh; here’s as good as place to start as any, throw up a few in the show off thread, see what people say. If you don’t think they’re up to snuff, that’s not to say other people won’t.

You can also refine them so that they are with feedback.

Agreed. And I don’t even know what a “bolteh” is much less its sexual orientation. I think you’d be fine with such a name for your portfolio.

But as for your real name, ignore the name being “catchy”, your art has to be the catchy one. You can change your real name to a symbol later.

And you didn’t get mine.

Sounds like you took my ex-girlfriend under your wing. Sorry about that.

If you knew what kind of car a “bolteh” drove, it would clear things right up.

Hatchbacks are proper cars!

Also, french car = best car.

Obviously name it Hetlob. It almost sounds like hit and lob which are not gay things.

Aww, I managed to crack my smartphone’s screen. At 7 and a half months of ownership, too; if I’d done it in the first six, HTC would have replaced it for free.

I discovered that the lid on my bucket of bones I was storing under my shelf had popped off when I accidentally knocked it, thus spilling out over my floor, so now my entire flat smells like rotten flesh.

Okay I have to ask, why the fuck are you keeping a jar of bones/rotting flesh in your living space…

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