I WANT MY COMPUTER TO BE FIXED!!!
I WANT TO WATCH PORN!!!
I WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT ON MY FIXED COMPUTER!!!
If you want porn so badly, write your own. 
I am so glad its in that order. Minecraft before porn would be disturbing.
Better than Minecraft combined with porn.
Insert rule 34 joke here
Edit: :ninja:
I don’t have a computer in my room. I am borrowing my parent’s computer in the living room right now. I can’t start writing porn with my mother and father sitting right behind me.
I also have a computer at work, but I can’t get to work right now because my car needs gasoline and none of the fuel stations in the area is reliable right now. Stupid hurricane has created a gas shortage in my area 
Just download some quietly to your phone or something 
Oh gosh, it’s like being back in 1994 Don’t you have like an old VHS with some steamy tapes or something then? Like back in the good ole days?
The only porn I own are two Urotsukidoji movies on DVD, and six episodes of La Blue Girl on DVD. I don’t particularly find them as erotic as I used to.
Or you could just go to some appropriate location with a pair of binocularies.
Also, this is a weird conversation.
You can’t ‘own’ porn. It belongs to all of us.
^ Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own penis? NO, says Max The Limit, it belongs to EVERYONE.
Well, good thing this isn’t the ‘you laugh you lose’ thread.
AH-HA! Very good!
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18.9 download
1.82 upload
16 ping
18/f/cali
IDKMYBFFJILL?
The ending to Around the World in Eighty Days pisses me off. Time zones do not work like that!