Just desert from your unit and swap clothes with the first dead BMRF employee you come across with a similar build. 
And then you get riddled with bullet holes when you come across HECU, and become a zombie when the stray headcrab decides to roll around.
Keep the vest and helmet?
punch gordon freeman in the nose and steal his suit
get a job offer from gman
Left my bag at the bus stop like a moron… Lost some good clothes, my only hairbrush, and my excellent Sennheiser headphones. Also, I lost a stick of butter. And recipes. So now my hair is a mess and I can’t watch late night netflix without my headphones.
Out of curiosity, why did you have butter? I’m assuming it was related to your recipes, but why?
We were out of butter, and I was visiting my parent’s house, so I nabbed a cube from them. It’s a fucking crisis when there’s no butter in my house.
Well, that blows. I’ve had bags and binders stolen, it’s horrible. 
[COLOR=‘Black’]Butter luck next time.
Ah ok xD I’ve done that plenty of times with laundry detergent and sugar
my ISP needs to go ahead and go bankrupt, the CEOs and shareholders or whatever should all die horrible deaths
this is like an expensive subscription, with super speeds, but half the time its going at a crawl ffs Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Been trying to get in touch with a friend that never, ever even messages me back.
People suck.
yeah lol
im not ur frend n stahp textin me
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck one of my goddamn case fans on my computer just had the blades drop out for no fucking reason and I have no idea how to put it back in. And of course the people that make my computer don’t have support staff on until tomorrow. Fucking bullshit.
you can’t put fan blades back in silly, also your PC warranty is now officially void
deleteme
[COLOR=‘Red’]Account deletion for user “sersoft” pending.
Skyward sword was ok
That doesn’t sound too rage-y…
It was a joke because everyone hates Skyward sword
I don’t really know why