wow. do you see what I see in that pic?
2 glasses of wine?
cups :facepalm:
huh?
Smooth.
two very stretched out shark dicks rubbing against one another
it looks like im tired cuz im fucking tired as fuck
got a job in a fruit warehouse, its always cold as fuck and the stacks of 50+ boxes of like 50 giant pineapples for example are always too high or too low to lift comfortably and I have to wake up at 4am to take 3 buses from start to finish (last stop of each bus)
made 240$ so far (3 days) tho
By stealing and selling stuff from the warehouse?
no by working 7 to 15:00 for 10$/h
:what:
WHY IS RESIDENT EVIL 5 SO FUCKING HARD?!?!? 
fucking canker sores
I actually did see something similar. Does this make me a bad person?
It means your sense of pareidolia is not limited to human faces
Fucking first shift at my job can’t even ship the 60-some orders we leave for them after shipping 140-ish orders over the course of our shift !
Also I can’t find this person’s Steam account even though she wrote down her username for me 
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU COME INTO A FUCKING RECORD STORE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FINDING SOME TALENTLESS HACKSHIT’S LATEST ALBUM AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT’S FUCKING GOD DAMN NAME?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU COME IN HERE SO FUCKING GOD DAMNED UNINFORMED???
Fucking 56 your old cunts pouring out of their fucking disgusting Daisy Dukes. How do they make it that far in life and not know that SIMPLE COMMON SENSE MAKES LIFE A LOT LESS FUCKING COMPLICATED? THESE BITCHES HAVE THE BRAINS OF A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD.
One time I got mad and kicked a pumpkin.
I wasn’t even that mad, I just wanted to kick that pumpkin for a while.
one time i got mad and cried
every time i got mad and cried
what pumpkin?