Well then I got sucked about thirty time.
edit: That sounds like a pretty awesome night actually.
Bees are doing 100 billions usd worth of work around the world for free that allow us to eat stuff. They sometimes string someone but die doing so.
Misquitoes ? We spend hundreds of millions of usd to fuck em up, They will just suck your blood and inject you some nasty shit and in some cases, diseases and when they suceed, they will breed hundreds of other mosquitoes.
Nature is a bitch !
everyone who says bees means wasps
Wasps are the good guys. They don’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Fucking mosquitoes are the opposite, they attack you no matter what.
In Chicago they dive bomb
In Florida they’re so numerous that they don’t employ any intelligent tactics whatsoever, and some still get through.
And thank god, because if they dive-bombed, they’d be liable to cause concussions.
God I can’t stand this shit anymore. Got stung on my fingers, face, legs, arms, my back and even one on my ass.
i have been enjoying the horse flies and my electronic flyswatter.
get one of those things you can plug in that keeps mosquitoes away/kills them 
cheat code: When you feel a skeeter on you, flex whatever muscle he’s standing on. Ideally he’ll get stuck and explode from suckin’ too much blood.
^^
Doing that is awesome.
I WILL CUT A BITCH IF I DO NOT GET TO GO TO THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE FUUKCKCKCKkkdgksdfs
If I ever see FP post daisies and teddy bear happiness I will seriously crap my pants. We might as well call this the fancy pants thread cuz she is so rage all the time anyway.
Completely serious, I hope you do get to go. If you’re talking about the Smithsonian check out some of the other ones if you have time.
The Smithsonian museums are great.
dude im in cincinnati thats not
even here
it would be here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_Museum_Center_at_Union_Terminal
its actually REALLY gorgeous inside there too
Goddann fucking icecrean akk over fucking keyboard cant use sone of the ketters how wikk i ever fucking ckean it>>>>
I wish all the whining people in my life were magically cursed to have 3-inch thick duct tape pasted all over their mouth and then locked away in a tower far far away where no one would ever hear them again.
Whining about whiners in a whine thread makes me raaaaaaage.