Mine are, and I’m not kidding, based upon how many conjugations of the word be there are and the number of commas. And about five percent based on content. I moved beyond length based grading a few years ago, but middle school, God that was terrible.
I don’t even know what conjugations even are. Unless the language is something other than English.
i don’t even even are

sersoft getting a fit over grammar, now if only paddy had done that and then i’d lived to see it a-
wait it’s the rage thread
you’re so funny, ylyl
That’s that thing that happens to verbs in every other language but English.
Unless you are studying English. In that case, it happens in English all the time.
Yeah, the way verbs change (sometimes dramatically) depending on tense, object, person… Like in Spanish. Pretty lame IMO >.<



What is it with movie theaters providing a movie in 3D only? Everywhere I look, I can’t find a single theater (that isn’t complete and utter crap) that is showing the movie in 2D. 3D doesn’t add much and gives me a headache so I watch movies in 2D.
Movie theaters: Y U NO SHOW MOVIE IN 2D?!
:mean:
Because it’s apparently the 80s again.
Double post but whatevah.
So I’m in my second year of university and we’re being made to do a fucking book report. Because apparently this is secondary school.
But do you have to use secondary sources?
For the first time since being at university, no. Which makes it even more patronising.
Hell, at least its easy, right?
Because they make more money that way? It’s a big premium added on. But it’s not as much of a ripoff as something like DBOX. Ever seen those? Moving chairs in the movie theater? I saw Inception on that thing. Movie was great, but the DBOX support ranged between semi-immersive and immersion-breaking.
Hmmm?
EDIT: Oh
I would hate watching the second or third Bourne movie in one of those chairs. Since the camera was never still. Even when people were just standing there talking.
that sounds terrible
How does a moving chair enhance a movie experience?
Imagine having to leave to use the bathroom during a car chase scene
piss on the most ugly person in the room and blame it on the chair
You’re a credit to your race.
I’m assuming it’s because your people have almost acquired sapience.
BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRN.