Except you’re no longer able to really get away with that excuse.
Catz:
Installs antivirus and antispyware
Installs protection host files
Family:
“Why is the computer so slow?!”
“Why cant I clicky on this link??!”
“Why cant I access this gamer page??!!”
“OMG you gotta change it back cuz I cant do my favorite stuff!!!”
Catz:
sheesh… fine then… but dont say I didnt warn you.
UNInstalls antivirus and antispyware
UNInstalls protection host files
Weeks later:
“Hey snooky, something installed last night and now it keeps telling me we have viruses and we have to purchase this “Security Suite” package. Is this a problem?”
Catz:
Starts the process of getting rid of the virus “Security Suite”.
6 hours later:
2 hours after that:
Still working on it but almost done.
if your computer slows down from rudimentary security programs, either your computer or the programs are crap
Went to see Grown Ups at my local cinema, thought it was awful and left less than 40 minutes in, tried to get a refund and they said i’d watched too much of the film so fucking stupid.
So i’ll say DEFINATELY don;t go and see that film. After this and Don’t mess the Zohan i’m never watching an adam sandler film again.
You should have learned that lesson much earlier, my friend.
i decided that after click.
I decided after watching 5 minutes of that movie where he has a ridiculous speech impediment.
…wait a second
I can’t remember seeing a single Adam Sandler film. Pretty sure I have seen at least one, but I can’t remember it. He’s just terrible.
Over here, if you brake for cats or small dogs (or small animals like hedgehogs) and cause an accident, it’s your fault. Braking for big dogs (genre Labrador) or other big animals is allowed, because those things could cause an accident on impact as well.
Happy Gilmore was decent if you try not to take it too seriously.
If you read the swearing I’ve posted you would’ve died so I’ve removed it
I FUCKING HATE THE FACT THAT MY CATS, CUTE AS THEY ARE, THINK THEY HAVE TO EAT EVERY HALF HOUR. IT’S SO FUCKING ANNOYING. ANY TIME GET HOME UNTIL I FEED THEM THEY’RE FLIPPING SHIT. EVERY TIME THEY SEE ME THEY MEOW AND RUN TO THEIR FOOD BOWLS. THE BIG ONE MAKES THIS WEIRD HUMANLIKE HOWL A LOT. ANY TIME THEY HEAR ANY NOISE THAT THEY DIDN’T CAUSE THEY START MEOWING AND CLAWING AT THE DOOR. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT CATS, WHY CAN’T YOU CUNTS GO DO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN BOTHER ME?!?!?!?!
No seriously. I usually get up at 10 am. They start trying to wake me up at 9am. I usually go to bed at 1 - 3. They start trying to wake me up 30 minutes after I climb into bed.
p.s. it’s fucking 4: 34 am and there’s stupid high school-style drama attached to this fact and i am upset about it. FUCK THE FOURTH DIMENSION.
p.p.s my big cat (“Bukowski”) is standing in front of the hallway door, ten feet away and on the same side of the door as me, meowing at it. T;OIHEFGSZDGHAS;GKJASDGHASLDKGASD;FIGOAUSDFJAHS;DLKFSDJF FUCKING QUIT YOU KNOW I ONLY FEED YOU AT NOON AND 11 PM STOP THIS STUPID SHIT YOU CAT!
i’m pretty sure here the reason doesn’t matter, if they hit you from behind, it is THEIR fault because they’re supposed to have control of their vehicle no matter what you’re doing. i didn’t want to dent the bumper, though.
That’s really not fair. You could force someone into hitting you.
I worked this summer to buy a new iPod 3rd Generation. Apple has just announced and is already selling the 4th Generation, which has a Retina Display and FaceTime.
And it’s the same price.
And I can’t get money back for the reduced price of my 3rd generation.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.
…and this is why Belgium is not famous for its lush wildlife.
[COLOR=‘Black’]…or, should I say:[/size] If Belgium were famous, it wouldn’t be for its wildlife.
to be fair if you do that they’ve probably done something to provoke you that would have gotten them in trouble anyway.
like riding your tail, preventing you from being able to brake without the fear of getting hit
I HATE THE INTERPRETER OF MALADIES IT’S A FRIGGIN’ RETARDED BOOK
ALL THE STORIES CONSIST OF
-BOO HOO I’M HAVING PROBLEMS WITH MY MARRIAGE
WHO DOESN’T
-I’M SO HOMESICK FOR MY HOME COUNTRY BOO-HOO
THEN ADAPT OR GO HOME
AND THE AUTHOR IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HUMAN RIGHTS CHAMPION
SHE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR VIOLATING THE HUMAN RIGHTS OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TO READ THIS AND WRITE SOME POINTLESS ESSAY ON IT
lol serves you right