Painful much?
Yes.
Goddamnit, I’m thirsty and there’s coke nowhere to be seen! RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!! 
/caps. 
Drink water. problem solved.
Delayed rage.
Was having my dinner last night when the phone rang. It was some woman calling for a “very important research” asking if she could speak to my son/daughter (which I do not have, luckily). To get done with it, I told her he’s at school and that he isn’t interested anyway. She asked me how I can be so sure that he’s not interested. I replied that this family is never interested in being disturbed during dinner and being annoyed with retarded questions for a pointless research.
She decided to tell me that I shouldn’t be able to talk for my son/daughter (remember, a son I don’t have anyway) and that they should be able to make their own decissions when it comes to participating in research. I raged and asked her why she became a caller at a callcenter with the sole purpose of irritating people during their dinner times to not only ask retarded questions, but dare to intrude on my privacy and dare to tell me what I should or shouldn’t do. I then proceeded to ask her why she decided to work at a callcenter, but that I probably already know the answer, since she’s obviously an uneducated high school dropout. So I asked her why she didn’t become a prostitute, since she already lacks the dignity and selfrespect, so she might as well sell her body for the pleasure of others, rather than using her voice to irritate everyone she calls (and probably making more money that way)
I heard her trying to find something to say, but I just said “good day” and hung up.
Fuck me, thinking about it makes me rage again.
Here’s to hoping that those callcenters have some sort of global blacklist (like the Jehovah witnesses, or at least the local branch over here does) so I never receive a call from them again.
Bolteh: Depending on your country (Belgium doesn’t seem to have it), there is a national “Do Not Call” registry in place. Right now, it appears that only the United States, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and Australia have these sorts of registries.
Lobby your local government to set one up?
They do. But they often don’t adhere to them.
Al least Jehovah witnesses do. They shook their shoes off at the doorstep of my dads house almost 40 years ago after his dad shoved a Bible in their faces. They have not returned there since.
Well the Jehovahs once told my dad that he’s killing my brother (brother’s in a wheelchair because of MD) because my parents took my brother to see doctors and try surgery/medication to slow down the progress of the disease. That he should leave my brother’s fate in the hands of Jahwe.
My dad kinda raged like I did yesterday. Never seen Jehovas again (hell, even I haven’t seen them at my door, but they still roam the streets of this neighborhood… And I live 15km away from my parents).
I’m so glad I’ve never had Jehovah’s Witnesses by.
That was a great rage Bolteh. For me, I never think of the clever things to say at the right time. It isn’t until much later that I come up with the great zingers. But that highschool dropout / prostitute thing was a perfect rage against the machine!
I would have simply hung up at the part where I am told my children should be able to make their own decisions. And then I would have stomped around the house for 5 hours making everyone miserable.
I’d probably just do the survey. Or just say I don’t have any time. You know, being sensible and not getting my panties in a twist over a stupid phonecall.
I usually just say that I’m not interested, and if they insist, I also insist and repeat myself until they give up. This one time a guy offering me some phone call program thingy started rambling right away and I didn’t get to say anything, so after he spoke for around 30 minutes he said, “so, what’s your name so I can sign you up?” and I replied, “sorry, I’m not interested” and hanged up. He didn’t even let me say it, otherwise he wouldn’t have had to speak so much… But I remember that a lady once said “well fine then, bye miss, you’re very rude!”, and I was like, “wut?” but I just said “yup, buh-bye now” and hanged up. Seriously, it was 23:50 or something, who on Earth goes around calling at that hour?
On a completely unrelated note, DAMN YOU STEAM SAYING I WAS ONLINE INSTEAD OF INGAME WHEN I FINISHED GETTING THAT GORDON PROPELLED ROCKET ACHIEVEMENT, HAD TO DO IT TWICE RAWRAWRAWR
Someone in our building left the door jammed the other day and some JWs got in. Pamphlets and leaflets and apocolets were stuffed under everyone’s doors.
Jehova’s Witnesses really aren’t unlike mice. You leave a crack open and they are roaming your living space leaving their crap everywhere.
So, they’ll know to call you at dinner time every day because they know you’ll just do the survey.
I heard a great little thing to do with telemarketers that are trying to sell you something. Let them go through their entire spiel, giving one or two word responses in the affirmative (“Oh, nice.” “Wow.” “That’s great.” Etc). When it comes time for them to ask for your ordering information, tell them that you’ll be right back with that information. Set the phone on the table and then go to the movies.
So I finally get to printing the last pieces of my paper model, I cut them out and whaddya know?
THEY’RE TOO FUCKING SMALL!!!
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I ordered an ipod touch screen replacement for my friend and it finally arrived today. Well I got it, I opened the box to be sure it was there. Perfect, not even a fingerprint. When I wanted to put it back in the box, I accidentally dropped it and it chipped a bit at the bottom. Fuck me.
I wanted to craft a Crit A Cola for my Scout… but…
I GOT THE FUCKING BONK ENERGYDRINK!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! TF2!!!
At least Bonk’s better now.
Lol’d @ Bolteh’s rage. I generally don’t even let it get to that point. The moment they say “survey” or “offering a new service” I just hang up the phone without saying anything.
And they never call back.
they always call back.
For some reason, my number seems to be on a charity list. I have been getting calls asking if I want to donate something as there is gonna be a truck in the area picking things up.
One of these days I am gonna tell them that I dont have anything for them to pick up, but that I sure would like some donations due to my extended unemployment issues.
Lets see how THAT goes.