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FUCKING FLORIDA GOD FUCKING DAMN COCKROACHES THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT COCK
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EDIT: Sorry epicfail.
I would hunt them in the garage in the dark of night using a spring-powered BB rifle when I was 13.
Did you grow up in Vault 101?
In light, roaches flee for dark corners. With the lights out, however, they get cocky. A flashlight mounted on the Red Ryder’s barrel proved extremely effective in eradication provided an accurate operator. Immobilization of the target is rapid (however continued life persists despite the massive damage caused by copper ballistics - - you know roaches, even decapitation does not keep them from dying, so why would a partial gibbing?).
Just drop a textbook on them. Its the only way. Plus then you don’t have to deal with the corpses (until you pick up the book, but who uses textbooks?).
You don’t have to deal with the corpses anyway. Living roaches salvage the carapaces of the dead.
Yeah, but they take their sweet time about it, and it means that you have yet more roaches swarming your house.
Not if you persist while they go after their brethren.
I just don’t have the time to camp out, and mines just have too much collateral damage.
Collateral damage? The silverfish would be better off dead…
Take the lazy route.
Just burn the whole building down.
But I like having a home. Its convenient.
Meh.
Well, its better than nothing.
Dear Mr. Neighbour, FUCK OFF HAMMERING AT 7 O FUCKING CLOCK YOU MASSIVE DOUCHEFUCK
I feel your pain, Burb; a hailstorm wrecked a bunch of roofs in our neighborhood, so 24/7 for about 2 months was constant hammering.
Burb: I was awakened today at about 6AM by a leafblower directly by my window. That’s always fun, right?
sounds like a blast
unfortunately I was still awake trying to get to sleep