i have two screwdrivers , a glass and a pair of pliers oh , and a power unit … i could electrocute them to death i suppose
the first thing i saw was my girlfriend’s scarf. i’m fucked.
alternatively: a gas wall heater (currently attached to a wall and producing heat). also, an external hd. i got this covered guys.
I believe you, I’ll save my ammo. 
A blu-ray drive in an external enclosure. It’s quite solid an hefty. With some effort, it should put down a few zombies at least.
A small toolbox, without a hammer. 
That, or the remains of my 54GL router that is.
Hmm, I’ve got a giant dolphin beanbag chair. Unless you want to count what’s on the side, then there’s a whole bunch of Rokenbok, including a forklift toy…
Hell yeah.
Two pages ago or so you said it was a knife.
FUUUUUUU ROKENBOK! I HAD THAT SHIT AS A KID!
Bottle of tylenol.
For my chronic foot pain.
:hmph:
In my day we dreamed of this:
BRING IT ON BITCH!
I’m going to bribe them with £12.50! :fffuuu:
I have a Sega Genesis in my left desk drawer in addition to the previous. But I’d rather not have to smash anyone with it, because it’s older than I am and I like playing games on it…
An electric pencil sharpener
…
BRING IT BITCHES, JUST MAKE SURE I’M NOT ANYWHERE NEAR AN OUTLET BECAUSE I WILL FUCK YOUR FINGERS UP
A HP 10" mini netbook.
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I happen to have a sword mounted on the wall to my left. I guess I get to live. On the subject of zombies, is it sad and/or pathetic that I would really enjoy a zombie apocalypse, and on the slim chance that one occurs I am more than prepared to survive it?
An empty cola can of my brother’s.
Screwdriver or a bin…
cellphone
Co-worker…
A deodorant, 4 empty cola cans, and my credit card. Fuck.