Gonna be completely honest with you, the only reason I don’t call myself an atheist is because I don’t want to associate myself with the people that do. All of these outlooks on existence seem like lame ideals and wacky cults, especially atheism.
It does not confound me that people take these topics seriously, but if I wanted to exaggerate, I would express that it does.
For the record, I hear you can make loads of dosh preaching Scientology. Something like ten percent of all profits made off of the people you enlighten. There’s my summer job right there.