The BM Forum Quotes Thread

[JeffMOD]

Well, the mod’s release is heading towards us at breakneck speed, and that probably means our time together is coming to a close. But you guys mean a lot to me. Unlike most people I actually know, you guys add hiliarity and quotablility to everyday conversations. Also unlike people I actually know, I can take your words and paste them into my quote collection. Here are some goodies from my (Short, compared to most of you) stay here at the BM Forums. Post yours here.

Originally Posted by Bokito
No, Barney should bang on the door, and when he sees Gordon, he does a backflip, plays Through fire and the flames 100% right on expert on Guitar Hero 3, waves, shouts “BEER” a hundred of times, jump on the tram, gives Gordon a beer, jumps back, does a BARREL ROLL, kicks in the door, and the tram goes around the corner.

I’m not sure which is more impressive. The fact that he can do all of that, or the fact that he can do all of that in a 5 second time period. -DinoTrasher

“What the hell Barney?” I thought. “How is this like ‘old times’ ? I went to work every day pressing buttons and pushing carts while you fixed lifts, blew up computers and generally guarded stuff uneventfully! How does killing semi-human warriors of an alien empire relate to that in any way?” -Baconeggs

Originally posted by Deutscher Scharfschütze:
…Please Don’t flame me, it’s merely a suggestion.

(pulls out the flame thrower) oh wait I didn’t read that last part. -The Javid

I think that the G-man is more along the lines of an alien salesman. In HL he is interested in real-estate, more specifically Xen.- Sitten Duck

What’s next, having to file taxes and do jury duty in The Sims? Having to buy and read the real gun maintenance manuals, go to the in-game store and buy the cleaning tools and then manually clean the guns in Far Cry 3?
Keep the annoying realism out of games. -hampsteralliance

Take this only a step further and it becomes “Aahhh! this alien creature appears to have captured my lower calf in a irresistibly powerful grip of which I cannot break free, thus leading me to hypothesize that it shall use that grip to drag me from my location of safety in order to inflict irrevocable bodily harm and ultimately result in my untimely demise! Ahhhhh! My hypothesis was correeeect!” - Grey Acumen

Our guns, which art in our hands, boom sticks be thy name, to Kingdom come, you will be done, as here on Earth or on Xen.
Give us this day our daily lead, and forgive not those who shoot us, as we shoot them back (with glee). Yay, though I walk through the the valley of the shadow of n00bs, I shall fear no overhead rocket launches. In the name of the gun, the fodder, and the holy whiskey, amen. - The Reverend’s Signature

Originally Posted by HeadCrabeD
I have a random question, what pupose did the 3 huge claws have in the test chamber…? I never understood those things…

They squeeze the physics for that highly concentrated physics taste -Dias

Chopper Dan: office tension
RabidMonkey: surface complex
Raminator: questionable pit
Raminator: we’ve got ethics
RabidMonkey: unforseen blast
Raminator: anomalous hostiles
RabidMonkey: gonarch residue
Raminator: interloper processing
Raminator: unforeseen power
RabidMonkey: dude we need to make a HL1 parody with these chapter names
-Black Mesa Group chat

Quote:
They don’t know the truth about how lazy you all are.

Let me hazard a guess. They removed the stomp attack completely?
OR! Maybe they removed the garg entirely! There’s just a post-it note near where he would have appeared that reads:
“NPC_Gargantua will not be appearing today. He has a family emergency. Sorry for any inconvenience.” -Urby

I voetid for garden framin. -Hampst3r

Android11x: ATTENTION! There are only 70 days left! 70 DAYS!
haxored: A lot can happen in 70 days. Entire wars have started and finished in fewer days. I even heard about a war that was over in SEVEN HOURS. I forget what that was called though.
Omega_Absolute: War of 1812

knock knock

Forum denizens: “Trick or treat!”

BM Devs: “TRICK!” lights BM code server on fire -Kaveros

Originally Posted by bigfan421
He means in office complex, the pair of zombies that seem to “feast” on what were once (or so one could imagine) former co-workers.

I think you just mean “former co-workers”.
Unless being eaten by zombies somehow makes them co-workers again. -HomadeMuffins

“I’m afraid we’ll be deviating a bit from standard releasing procedures today, Gordon.”
“Yes, but with good reason, this is a rare opportunity for us, this is the most awesome mod we’ve seen yet.”
“And potentially the most unstable.”
“Now, now if we follow standard modding procedures, everything will be fine.”
“I don’t know how you can say that. Although I will admit the possibility of a mass disappointment scenario is extremely unlikely.”
“The fans don’t need to hear all this, they are mostly patient individuals. We’ve assured the community that nothing will go wrong.”
“Ah yes, you’re right. Black Mesa, we have complete confidence in you.” -Master_G

[Kaze]

This thread sucks.

• Myself

[Winged_One]

this is bad and you should feel bad

[JohnKiller118]

@Kaze

This thread sucks.

• Myself

Oh hai! Your back!
…

:fffuuu:!!!

[DinoThrasher]

I’m not sure if I should be insulted or impressed by the fact that my name appears in the first one. Everyone else’s reactions makes me wonder.

Then again with an 82 post count I should probably go with it and pretend I’m important.

[JeffMOD]

You used to be important before the crash.

[NavMan]

Hey, some of those are funny.

[Paddy]

You really need to clean that mess up. The room could do with a tidy as well.

• P-Thunder. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hahaha, it was funny if you saw it.

[Keresh]

@JeffMOD

Well, the mod’s release is heading towards us at breakneck speed, and that probably means our time together is coming to a close.

Wat

@JohnKiller118

Oh hai! Your back!

What’s wrong with his back?

[Winged_One]

@P-Thunder.

You really need to clean that mess up. The room could do with a tidy as well.

• P-Thunder. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hahaha, it was funny if you saw it.

Haha, yeah. That was one of your better moments.

[Paddy]

I spoke to who i ever said it to, she took it as a joke as well so all is good the black mesa hood.

[DinoThrasher]

@JeffMOD

You used to be important before the crash.

Who? Me? I don’t remember ever being important. I had a higher post count, but I think that was about it.

[Android11x]

Eh, I got a few laughs. Noobs will probably see this and be like “Oh yeah! I remember that time that one guy said that thing on here!”

[Paddy]

This thread requires old fag jokes. Problem is we have (Jambo, Zim, Kester, Ram, coll, Broken, LM(?)) forgot it all!

[Winged_One]

Remember that time Ram said “Sir, I would like to purchase your spleen”?

[zim]

@P-Thunder.

This thread requires old fag jokes. Problem is we have (Jambo, Zim, Kester, Ram, coll, Broken, LM(?)) forgot it all!

Yeah I don’t remember many funny quotes. I remember 3vil’s and davesohappy’s reign of retardation though.

[Winged_One]

Ahh, 3vil. That was the greatest moment of my stay on the forums. Didn’t he claim he was getting a blowjob while typing his responses?

[bigfan421]

getting a BJ while typing responses, LOL that made my evening (even though there’s technically less than an hour of it here.

[Winged_One]

There was sooo much awesome in the thread. I wish someone would’ve screen-capped it.

[baconeggs]

My sig wins. Next thread!