Story Telling

Tell a story or random humor jokes anything except those that would break the rules
Tell any type of story horror half life 2 humor anything or even mixed
Tell what your story is about and what kind it is here is mine it is a horror hl2 story:
1 day in nova prospekt 2 5 squad elites are taking point trying to find an escaped prisoner his name Gordon Lemon or his nickname is at that point he is very sour
the elites take point in the teleporting room so he doesn’t teleport out
but on their way 1 by 1 soldiers are taken to the roof of the facility after 30 seconds their body falls limb by limb once after they go to security monitors and find 10 prisoners with manhacks holding them using them as chainsaws but then the screen goes black and it shows back all 10 are dead in a second all with no head or arms the elites move into the area and suddenly are teleported to a city 17 questioning area filled with weapons and a weapon stripper all the weapons are stripped and taken from elites they are then pulled up and killed… On the coast of C17 Rebel 1:Man this sucks we need to get out of here and get to city 14 and kill “pulls up and screams” rebel 2:GOOD GOD NOOOOOO falls dead 2 elites come laughing at their targets Elite 1:Alright area clear lets go kill the rest of the re “Interupted by getting pulled up and helmet ripped off” 2 Days later
they find what happened to the soldiers and rebels they are being killed by Combine Separtist members Combine Separtist consist of Soldiers Assassins Elites. They work together killing overwatch troops and the last attack from them ended when they got into a fight with 5 overwatch troops and 30 elite squads around their base though it all didn’t end 30 separtist are killed by headcrabs and turned into zombines and they armed grenades and once after 5 facilities are destroyed after the separtist armed a UNSAFE button which destroyed 5 Main bases and they are Destroyed though the ruins are still haunted by moans of zombines or zombies though a mystery is still unknown: Who released those headcrabs they came out of a shell No one knows

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Story Telling: How not to.

Within the rules? That’s just no fun:

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Ah, i love this.

But your story idea is…“2 elites come laughing at their targets” “rebel 2:GOOD GOD NOOOOOO falls dead” Damn, i guess someone break my record.

I dont get it?

Let me explain.
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