Someone Has Butchered The Mods Wikipedia Article

[NesKwik]

Someone keeps screwing up the mod’s Wikipedia Article. I remember before the crash there was a thread about this and now it’s happened again. Does anyone have a clue as to who this person is?

[saivert]

Probably one of those who hate Black Mesa because it’s not out yet. Same people who says “Black Mesa is a lie” and all that shit.

[jambo]

Shit Mesa is projected to function with none of the next gen game engines with amazing graphics and good gameplay and will be available by anyone who owns Half Life 3, cost 70 thousand dollars, and will come in a nitroglycerin casing with a letterbomb inside which will explode upon opening the game packaging. The suffering and destruction will rival that of 9/11 itself and will undoubtably spark World War 3.

On May 2, 2009, the server hosting Black Mesa’s website and forums suffered from a total and complete hardware failure because one of the rednecks spilled their beer on the hard drive. The Shit Mesa producers were retarded enough to keep there game files ON THEIR FORUM HARD DRIVE which meant the entire mod was lost. All the developers slit their wrists shortly after. Except for the webmaster Hubicorn (Dont need to play 20 questions to figure out who’s gay) who decided to make the mod website into a simple website which has no affiliation with the mod whatsoever. It was now about unicorns and puppies and the only colour featured was pink. G. Aycock Hubi, Webmaster of Shit Mesa (It is now called Unicorns FTW) website released the following statement regarding the hardware failure via their redneck friends: community forums: “HAHAHAHA THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!’”.

xD hahahaha

[Mr_Someguy]

Just revert it to the previous version and report the vandal. Problem solved.

[jambo]

It was already done, I was just copying from the history pages.

[wheybags]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s 10x funnier to leave it alone?

[Mr_Someguy]

Already a thread on this.

[shifty]

Delete this thread

[shifty]

This paragraph made me lol:

“On May 2, 2009, the server hosting Black Mesa’s website and forums suffered from a total and complete hardware failure because one of the rednecks spilled their beer on the hard drive. The Shit Mesa producers were retarded enough to keep there game files ON THEIR FORUM HARD DRIVE which meant the entire mod was lost. All the developers slit their wrists shortly after. Except for the webmaster Hubicorn (Dont need to play 20 questions to figure out who’s gay)…” :lol:

“…using the last-gen capabilities of the Nigga Engine” :lol:

I beat this was cause Raminator broke some guys heart and this is his only way of payback. Tsk tsk Raminator. XD

[UnhingedMouse0]

Anyone else think Mr. Breifcase up there might be the troll in question? :fffuuu:

[Sitten_duck]

@UnhingedMouse0

Anyone else think Mr. Breifcase up there might be the troll in question? :fffuuu:

Quite likely so since A) he joined the 16th and thats the date this recent round of site vandalism began, and B ) because there is already a thread about the wiki vandalism, yet he makes another one just to ask people if they found it funny.

:pffft:

[Hubicorn]

@The Breifcase

Someone keeps butchering the mod’s wikipedia article. Most of it makes me pissed off but there is one that I found funny: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Black_Mesa_(video_game)&oldid=302512033

If you want to get a good laugh you should read it.

This thread is not for flaming the noob who thinks this stuff is funny. I am simply showing something I find amsuing.

It was all fun and games until I came upon this:

@BMS WIKI

On May 2, 2009, the server hosting Black Mesa’s website and forums suffered from a total and complete hardware failure because one of the rednecks spilled their beer on the hard drive. The Shit Mesa producers were retarded enough to keep there game files ON THEIR FORUM HARD DRIVE which meant the entire mod was lost. All the developers slit their wrists shortly after. Except for the webmaster Hubicorn (Dont need to play 20 questions to figure out who’s gay) who decided to make the mod website into a simple website which has no affiliation with the mod whatsoever. It was now about unicorns and puppies and the only colour featured was pink. G. Aycock Hubi, Webmaster of Shit Mesa (It is now called Unicorns FTW) website released the following statement regarding the hardware failure via their redneck friends: community forums: “HAHAHAHA THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!’”.

I have to say I cracked up, pretty hard reading this but lets clear out the facts:

1. I am not a redneck, I am Spanish.
2. I am not gay, my girlfriend committed suicide two years ago.
3. I love Unicorns, They are bad-ass and could slice your asshole open with their sexy horns.
4. Pink is cool.
5. I kinda like the name Aycock Hubi, might be my new name around these parts.
6. I like the number 6.
7. And sometimes 7.

[Imonfire]

@Hubicorn

2. I am not gay, my girlfriend committed suicide two years ago

Wow. Err, man I’m sorry to hear this. Must’ve been a massive shock.

[Hubicorn]

@Imonfire

Wow. Err, man I’m sorry to hear this. Must’ve been a massive shock.

Ah it’s quite alright. I am guessing the person did not know. All in a good joke huh? I do have to admit It did make me laugh a bit. Unicorns FTW :3

[The_cookie_eating_zo]

DO NOT FUCKING SCREW WITH THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OR BARNEY WILL COME AFTER YOU AND SEND YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF A COMBINE PORTAL!!!

You have been warned.

[Hazzmat]

@The Breifcase

Why does everyone think I made that article? I did not.

‘‘This is an old revision of this page, as edited by TrollMan69 (talk | contribs) at 00:02, 17 July 2009. It may differ significantly from the current revision.’’

Join date of you: 17 July

[Lord_Grievous]

Judging by the the way the article makes fun of the system prerequisites I think the person who wrote this article is just mad because his crappy computer won’t be able to run BMS

[DansonDelta40]

Jeezuz, what a coincidence!

[The_cookie_eating_zo]

Maby “the briefcase”? https://forums.blackmesasource.com/showthread.php?t=934 Acting suspiciously?

[blackout]

this is digital vandalism, digital, but vandalism nonetheless. the devs must be alerted to this (I know they dont own wikipedia or anything but still) this bastard wannabe cyber terrorist must be destroyed.

Edit: I have just had a shocking revelation; if BMS has enemies on the internets is it possible that they had something to do with the crash. then again it was a hardwear faliure.