Snarks

[undoer]

@Jack

BLASPHEMY!!

Sorry, but I just hate them, when I think of snarks I think of a small airvent of which some basterdly designer had stuck a load of snarks in a small hole, so I ended up using snarks to kill those evil snarks, which then turned on me, and it took me a good half hour to get past that single airvent, because of snarks.:’(

[saivert]

undoer: then you just suck. plainly!

Also to respond to the OP properly regarding the usefulness of snarks against grunts (none of you guys seemed to care enough):
Yes, the snarks are useless against trained marines. But you were never supposed to use them to defeat the marines alone. Snarks are mainly used for distraction so you can do your thing (like kill them) while they are occupied with shooting the snarks.

[JeffMOD]

Really? They almost always finished off the marines I used them on. (The guys past the airvent where you get 15 of them)

[DEATH_eVADER]

@JeffMOD

You revived this thread to say they should remove something that was a staple of HL1?
What a waste of a post.

Yeah, and for that, I’ll email the programmers to secretly add code that makes the snarks not only ferocious, but also able to reproduce in large numbers :fffuuu:

[Android11x]

Oh, that sounds hawt. Can we get sum pix in hurr? :3

[ManlyStump]

@DEATH eVADER

Yeah, and for that, I’ll email the programmers to secretly add code that makes the snarks not only ferocious, but also able to reproduce in large numbers :fffuuu:

Not only that, but check if the Steam account’s name contains “undoer”, and if so, make the snarks ten times more annoying!

[Eric_Fong]

@DEATH eVADER

Yeah, and for that, I’ll email the programmers to secretly add code that makes the snarks not only ferocious, but also able to reproduce in large numbers :fffuuu:

:fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:

[Deathmonkey7]

@DEATH eVADER

Yeah, and for that, I’ll email the programmers to secretly add code that makes the snarks not only ferocious, but also able to reproduce in large numbers :fffuuu:

Trouble with Tribbles?

Except… with snarks :3

[DEATH_eVADER]

I just usually use the hivehand against the snarks as it doesn’t waste ammo and it is auto tracking

Trouble with Tribbles?

But seriously, would you really want to pet one?

[Dust]

A pet snark would really last you a long time:hmph:

[JeffMOD]

@Raminator

You wouldn’t have to worry about feeding it or bathing it or taking it to the vet.

You would have to worry about it biting your face off and exploding near you, though. Plus cleaning the mess it makes when it does explode.

[Ballsopt]

@Raminator

It’s the ideal pet for the kind of people who dump puppies at the pound after they’ve had them for two weeks and the novelty’s worn off.

can’t say I’ve known anyone like that :what:

[Zerego]

@Raminator

It’s obviously an outdoor pet. :3

And it works just like a gardengnome. Scares the shit out of bypassers and keeps other animals away from your yard.

[raw_bean]

@Raminator

It’s the ideal pet for the kind of people who dump puppies at the pound after they’ve had them for two weeks and the novelty’s worn off.

@JeffMOD

You would have to worry about it biting your face off and exploding near you, though.

Sounds like an ideal combination to me. Surely that kind of person deserves their face bitten off. :3

[JeffMOD]

Good point.
How many idle animations does the V_snark model have? It should have some cute ones, not just the horsey.

[baconeggs]

The snark should pull out a harp and serenade Gordon’s glove.

[voodoo_dummie]

@JeffMOD

Good point.
How many idle animations does the V_snark model have? It should have some cute ones, not just the horsey.

maybe tickling it on its belly so it will laugh (creepy) and after a while it will realise its actualy a fingersnapping predator

[UrBY]

Haha! Sounds like my cat.

stroke stroke stroke ATTACK!

[Android11x]

Finger tease animation ftw

[Ballsopt]

oh lawd