https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
:’( Brilliant edit.
original lines
I think that’s actually funnier than the original, because really, Samuel L Jackson saying " Monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane" is plain hilarious.
This is why TV sucks.
I bet the kids know the F word already if they are watching this movie.
Never actually seen the movie, would anyone recommend it? Or is it shit.
If you’ve seen the clip on top of the page, you’ve seen the only good part of the movie, and spoiled the ending at the same time.
The TV edited dialogue for Hot Fuzz (available on the DVD) is equally hilarious. Including bellows of ‘Peas and rice!’ in place of ‘Jesus Christ!’
I always liked the Repo Man TV edit. Motherfucker becomes Mellon Farmer. 
I remember this editing of Robocop:
“You know I used to call the old man funny names: Iron Butt. Boner. Once I even called him… [menacingly] airhead”
It’s shit.