WIP
Check out this precious slab of meat. 100% Human being, too!
those green fruits look good.
Why can’t he hold all those limes?
Those are lemons, they look green cause of the lighting. They are used to anull the corrosive attributes of his sex fluid.
Bscly you get a mouth/ass/instep full of that shit and you have 30 seconds to live unless he licks it out
What the fuck…
<3
And you make fun of me?
You see, I actually make a decent living off of my disgusting fetishes. You, you work at Sonic.
And at least my porn has humans in it you robophile
Blam!
Still says “hong”…
Then you, sir, are blind…
You your fetish is that you want to have/recieve sperm that kills people. It would be a cool super power, but still.
That’s not a fetish of mine, that’s an attribute of one of my characters.
By your logic, Dhabih Eng’s fetish is Gordon Freeman with a ponytail.
Stop being a dingus
How do you know that ISN’T his fetish?
I fucking asked him. Never underestimate the widths I visit to ensure the truth of anything I say.
My apologies.
I’m a mechiphile, if you’re gonna make fun of me about it at least get the name right. 9.9
This post also shows how out of date you are, I don’t work at Sonic anymore.
What Manky man said.
What is it, senor?
And yes, my fetish involve scales, lizards, snakes and reptile.
Let’s hope you don’t catch the ick.
The heck is “ick”?
Dear god did this thread get awkward fast