I’m just glad that most of the sicko’s semen doesn’t make it further than 20cm away from the keyboard, thankfully their extinction is inevitable.
Also,
First model for a new logo animation…
Fat ≠ Long
Its terrifying the way I just take a discussion of penis shapes and their capabilities to be stuck into tailpipes in order to have sex with cars in stride.
Still failing to insult my penis Ramirez. XD Why don’t you run back to Sgt. Foley…
Fuck the human gene-pool, I don’t owe the world anything anyway, all I care about is me and Lilly, and if I have a happy life with her then that’s everything I’d want.
You might also like to know this, I still find human girls attractive too, so it’s not like this is a black and white thing here. 
Ian I will go undercover one day as a gas station attendant. I will put sugar in your tank and lay out a spike strip.
Anyway, I wrote a story
You’d have a hard time doing that seeing as I never take my eyes off her when I’m at the gas station, and yes I mean while I’m inside paying too. Not because I’m paranoid but simply because she looks so adorable and excited waiting for her dinner. ^^
But if you did to that…aaaam pretty sure I’d have to kill ya… yep, pretty sure. 
BTW: cool story bro.
Oh, and to correct you:
It’s not MY tank, it’s HER tank… also it’s not her TANK it’s her tummy. pfft… normies 9.9
update 4
You have an absolutely exquisite eye for detail.
I’d ask for crits but I killed off my renderer before I saved this setup, and I can’t be bothered to try and recreate it.
What I would like tho, are suggestions for sweet things this fella could be doing
making bacon
What is that guy? He looks really cool.
And firing his rifle towards something we can’t see would be pretty cool.
Killzone.
Totally awesome dude 
Looking forward to the next updates ;D
I always thought he looked more like a Nod Soldier.
jin roh lol
Nope, and nope. Sadly, I cannot take credit for creating the suit of armor, and it is not featured in any game. It’s simply a piece of 3d content for use in CGI renders. Although, a fair amount of work goes into setting up the renders, the one I posted took me most of one afternoon. Rigging the model, setting up lights, applying bump maps and the specific parts of the armor. It’s pretty cool, I can take each piece off the guy individually, and there’s different attachments and stuff.
It makes me sad that he’s not in any game. Surely any game containing Grimy would be awesome.
Now that I look closely, the gas mask sort of resembles that of a Killzone dude. There’s a different helmet and face mask I can put on him though.
If I can figure out a muzzle flash, I might stick him in a crouched support fire position or something. I was thinking more of things that would be absurd for a heavily armed super soldier to be doing, such as making bacon
stick him in a crouched support fire position or something, except he’s holding a frying pan
Thanks.
Haven’t worked on it that much lately but here goes:
update 5