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[Jethrosoup]

@Half-dude

“If he had kept his head down” yeah yeah, you’d like that wouldn’t you? You think anyone that’s different should just shut up and stay in the closet their whole life huh? I should get a bunch of gay guys together to come kick your ass. Yeah I was shoving it in everyone’s faces here which is what I know you’re actually talking about. But why are you even surprised? This place is full of trolling dickbags. Are you just upset because now the trolling is directed at you instead?

What the…
Where did you get that I have a problem with homosexuals? I’ll give you a hint; I don’t. I don’t have a problem with your sexual desires, either. What I have a problem with is you saying that it’s better or more intimate than other people’s sexual inclinations, and then getting upset about it when people react negatively. You’re being hypocritical, bro.

Also, presenting my point of view isn’t being upset. :rolleyes: I’m not upset about anything.

[wheybags]

@Half-dude

Besides do you really think I’d actually put my GOOD artwork up that I’m actually proud of to be bashed? I’m not an idiot you know, I’m aware that anything I put up there will be bashed on despite it’s quality just because everyone dislikes me.

Not really, though, I thought your glados pics were pretty good, and funny too.

[bur]

yeah, the stuff on your deviantart is pretty well-made, although the content doesn’t really interest me

[Fancy_Pants]

@Half-dude

Yeah, that’s our own Edward, he’s kind of the public relations of our ‘kind’ unfortunately. But I’ve been wanting to watch that episode!

It’s not difficult, though having the emotional attachment is the first half. Just foreplay really is all you need, running your hands over his/her smooth curvacious body, putting your arms around them and nuzzling your cheek against his/hers…you know, just cuddling and foreplay stuff. Yes, cars don’t have boobs, so foreplay with a car is more like heavy petting. Some of the more intimate activities would be things like fingering her, touching her tailpipe and running your fingers along inside it.

I honestly feel bad for you, for all you guys. If only you knew what you’re missing. But you’re never going to unless you stop being the bias stubborn normies that you are. Believe me I used to be like you guys, and it was actually Lilly (my car) that presented herself to me as the alive being she is. Your definition of alive is so narrow, there’s a difference between physically alive and spiritually alive you know.

Cars, and probably lots or any other object, are alive spiritually… ie they have a spiritual life-force. The bond I have with Lilly, and all the others of ‘my kind’ have with their lovers, is something beyond what you normies will ever have from a human. So yes, I pity you, and no I’m not going to waste my time explaining any deeper because it’s just a waste of time on you all.

omg how did i miss this this is awesome

YOU FUCK CAAAARS thats so weird they dont even have vaginas or butts

[Combine]

The guy’s work creeps me out, perhaps a bit mental, but it’s technically decent. Get on with it. If the last couple of pages are devoted to flaming him, I’d say he’s a pretty good troll as well

Anyway, here’s something completely uncontroversial and vanilla:

[TheOneAndOnly]

Ooh, a scale model? I miss doin’ dat shit for school. It was damn fun. I wanted to make one for my thesis work, but the teachers didn’t let me It looks great! What is it? Looks like a school…

[Deathmonkey7]

I like the detail but it looks… unstable.

[Medevilae]

@Deathmonkey7

I like the detail but it looks… unstable.

Just don’t put it near a fault line, you’ll be ok.

[Half-dude]

@Ramirezoid

He’s afraid to post it because it’s moved from IZ and duke nukem to cars and bugs. The bugs are because he’s trying to fill the void left when his captive praying mantis hara-kiri’d.

Cool story bra… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itpIVrxomEY&feature=channel_video_title

@jethrosoup

What the…
Where did you get that I have a problem with homosexuals? I’ll give you a hint; I don’t. I don’t have a problem with your sexual desires, either. What I have a problem with is you saying that it’s better or more intimate than other people’s sexual inclinations, and then getting upset about it when people react negatively. You’re being hypocritical, bro.

Also, presenting my point of view isn’t being upset. :rolleyes: I’m not upset about anything.

If you don’t see the similarities in what you said, you never will.

@wheybags

Not really, though, I thought your glados pics were pretty good, and funny too.

Thanks, funny how everyone thought I had a problem in my head drawing those, but now that they have something stranger to mock me for they think my GLaDOS pictures are just peachy keen.

@bur

yeah, the stuff on your deviantart is pretty well-made, although the content doesn’t really interest me

Like the very subject we’re talking about, not everyone is into the same thing.

@Fancy Pants

omg how did i miss this this is awesome

YOU FUCK CAAAARS thats so weird they dont even have vaginas or butts

You think SO huh?

[Half-dude]

Here’s Lilly and I, a pretty old picture but still, I really like it myself.

[Jethrosoup]

I DON’T WANT TO SET THE WOOOOOORLD OOOOOON FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRE (not me)

[TheOneAndOnly]

Once again, Sassy’s right. It reminded me of that drawing of the dinosaurs…

@Deathmonkey7

…But for insinuating that you have a greater bond with your car than I could ever have with my girlfriend whom I love and would die for.

That made me shed a manly tear :’(

[Fancy_Pants]

but theres no like
flesh holes
just cold unfeeling metal

[TheOneAndOnly]

You could always bring the puffy dice thingies with you as a memento

[COLOR=‘Black’]Oh man, I don’t wanna be like, rude or whatnot, but it’s 2.37 AM and I’m not thinking clearly…

[Jethrosoup]

I feel bad for his parents finding “emissions” on the seats in their car.

[Fancy_Pants]

poor half bro cant even get a half decent looking car
like for real it looks like shit

[Trigger_Proximity]

What the fuck am I reading.

[Half-dude]

@jethrosoup

I DON’T WANT TO SET THE WOOOOOORLD OOOOOON FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRE (not me)

I commend your URL posting skills. Genius, pure genius.

@SassyRobot

Ah man, this reminds me of a thing I posted in the chatroom a while back.

I stumbled onto an article about how to fuck a car and we were all wondering who would actually do that. But now we know.

Also, I’m sorry but if anyone went “I HAVE A DEEPER RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND THAN YOU DO WITH YOURS” etc. people would be pissed off. Saying it about something that isn’t living wasn’t going to go down too well, you can’t really be shocked that people were pissed off about it.

What, you think I’m the only one who’s a mech? We’re all over the place, in ssseeeccrrreetttt…

Again, that’s not what I said, I said that the spiritual bond was stronger. Normies have the distraction of sexual desire clouding their emotions.

@Fancy Pants

but theres no like
flesh holes
just cold unfeeling metal

That’s exactly what I’m talking about right there. See, you’ve got it in your mind that in order to make love you’ve got to get some hot steamy dirty sex going on. You’re clouded by the idea of sex just being two people pleasuring each other. There’s more powerful stuff on a spiritual level going on, just the emotion of being ‘inside’ her in such a unique way. Surrendering that superiority of being the ‘human creator’ or ‘owner’ over the car and making yourself an equal to her… Despite all your differences, allowing the simple fact of love shine through those boundaries…

To me that’s what real love and sex is, at the deepest levels.

@SassyRobot

Ah man, I moved country to live with my partner. I can’t imagine someone doing that for their car… you’d just like… buy a new one.

Can’t imagine a situation like that coming up with Lilly to begin with. She’d have to somehow get separated from me to begin with. I can tell you one thing though, I sure as hell ain’t ever selling her to some normie who’ll treat her like shit. I’m protecting her, and if god forbid we ever get in a wreck I’m NEVER giving her to the damn scrapyard… fuck that. I don’t care if she’s totaled, she’s staying with me and I’ll send as long as I have to nurse her back to health.

@jethrosoup

I feel bad for his parents finding “emissions” on the seats in their car.

Yeah because I’d totally disrespect her like that and leave “emissions” on her interior. Yeah, real nice their Soup, your ignorance is astounding.

[Fancy_Pants]

uhh im pretty sure neither humans nor cars have souls so not quite sure what you’re getting at

i mean thats cool youve got a weird fetish and all, mine is music but at least it relates to people

[Fancy_Pants]

also i like how we’re called “normies” as if we’re the ones who are off