Sex vs. Video Games

Not really. Think about it, majority of people on this forum are guys. Now what do guys like? Sex!!! (cause we all know that women dont hur hur ), and the fact that we are all members of a mod for a popular video game also gives way to the fact we are crazy about video games. It would be only be logical to see which one was the more loved one.

Why the fuck does this thread exist.

Kaze: Horny 12 year olds.

Sex. Definetly. No contest. No video game was ever able to give me the joy and fulfillment that really good sex was able to provide. No game has ever made me start the next day with dancing and singing and smiling from ear to ear. No game has ever made me feel healthier, more good-looking and attractive. No game accomplishment has ever given me an aura of positive energy capable of making other people smile in my presence for no goddamn reason.
No video game has ever made me sleep better and feel more rested after waking up. And never have I been as proud to be good at gaming as I have been about pleasing a loved one sexually and leaving her exhausted, happy and satisfied (not bragging here - it didn’t always work out that way, of course).

This.

Gaming is just a hobby of mine I do for one hour a day, sometimes, I have my game days where I play for 4 hours. But sex is irl and games couldn’t replace that for me (unless I was some creepy nerd thinking “girls? EEEEWWWWWE!”. Not saying that’s how I think of people that chose games, but there are people like that out there). So yeah, that’s what I think.

Plus gaming with 12 year olds isn’t nearly as fun as sex with 12 year olds.

doinitrite?

Girls are like square numbers, if they’re under 14 you just do them in your head.

Well, someone’s quite the horny hound dog, amirite?

Obviously you’ve never had sex before.

I’ll give you a hint: It’s better than Metal Gear Solid and Halo combined.

Then again, it’s not hard to be.

First playthrough of HL2? :retard:

What do you expect? 2 years without sex after having spent 3 years with awesome sex several times a week? With a beautiful woman? Of course I am greedy for more - now that I know how wonderful it can be.

Not even close, bro.

First playthrough of HL1? :3

Nope. As I said: No game comes close to good sex. There’s simply no competition possible.

Feels bad man.

20 years and counting man, fucking hell

:facepalm:
Christ…
Dude, it was a joke. Laugh.

Edit: Also, no I haven’t. But I know it’s a given that it’s better than video games. And as my excuse, I’m still in High School. I have more important shit to worry about.
So there.

I was 24 when it first happened to me. And my first time was a desaster. My second one though was sweeeeeeeet. So don’t sweat it, some people take longer than others.

The thing is, I had a relationship with a girl, and it was obvious that it was going to happen, but things changed and I’m still waiting. Shit’s frustrating.

I probably shouldn’t be sharing personal stuff like that, but meh.

I had a relationship with a hot girl at the age of 12, with her being 13 and all ready for some action, while I was still a kid and content with playing LEGO.

I was too shy and clueless to make a move, and some day it split up without me ever touching her. 3 years later she was a total sex bomb (I saw photos of her posing in underwear) and I still curse my ill fate for playing such cruel tricks on me.

I can feel your pain, mate.

Difference is though, I absolutely love that girl and have done so for the better part of the past five years or so, especially for the past year, since the relationship started about a year ago. Now I’m still waiting for things to pick up again.
Shit, I shouldn’t be saying these things :fffuuu:

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