Security guards

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#461

or you may hear "You are my childhood hero, gordon. ccan i hug you?"from guard and you respond is “Eh… no!”

#462

…wat?

#463

I second that wat.

#464

Was it a response to my post or something completely random.

#465

Completely retardly random.

#466

Good. I thought I missed something there.

#467

I’d be impressed to see a stocky man in a bicycle helmet and vest perform martial arts on a space alien.

#468

The ultimate protection my ass.

Yeah, Security guards are trained in shooting things, not martial arts.

#469

But they’re not trained to shove anything that gets up in their personal space? :meh:

#470

bscly.

#471

Yes, it was a retard joke.:jizz:

#472

I personally don’t care if I saw the security guards bust out some sort of anti zombie Brazilian jujitsu or not. I think the important part of the security guards should be how human they feel. Instead of mindlessly walking a straight path to the player maybe avoid obstacles that the player ran into or through(like fire or into a barnacle). Or when they stop following they should make an excuse like, " Hey man I forgot I left my grandma in her dormitory. Go on ahead I’ll catch up with you later." Instead of just being just another thing in your journey he should help create a sense of reality. I know that sounds kinda retarded considering we are talking about a game with teleportation, zombies, aliens, and (the most absurd part) science; but how can a game be immerse if it doesn’t feel real? If when you are low on health you don’t start playing more carefully? Something sneaks up on you and you don’t jump(even just a little bit)? When you encounter a tough enemy your heart doesn’t start racing in your chest?

…yeah but it’s a sweet bicycle helmet.

#473

I’d settle for them refusing to follow you like the scientists when you go somewhere they’re not able to do. They keep following you even then, and sometimes it stops other NPCs in areas past them from following you… :confused:

I used to get that from HL. Then I played it enough to memorize everything… :frowning: Now I can only get that feeling from a few mods I have, and only sometimes…

#474

Thats what happens when you play a game to death.

#475

Been there, done that.

#476

Holyshitholyshitholyshit, Eric posted a sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. O_o

#477

Look out for the resonance casca-

#478

Nope. Either it’s not proper word use to have ‘retard’ as an adjective (the correct word would be ‘retarded’), or it’s not a a grammatically correct sentence because of the two nouns meaninglessly placed next to each other at the end. You wouldn’t describe ‘No, it was a hand foot’ as correct, would you?

Still, most native English-speakers could do no better, so props to Eric.

#479

Well, giving him the benefit of the doubt, he might have been using “retard” as a noun. Like “Yes, it was a black joke” could be a racist joke.

#480

Then it would have to be retard-joke, if I’m not mistaken. Though I may very well be.

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