Rolls the dice...

… to see what numbers come up.

This makes me want to roll my two micro-dice, but I lost them.

As funny as that is, I’m serious.

Rollin’

My ex did Loot Crate for a while, gave me some red microdice from it.

Edit: My post’s last three digits are 527.
The first half of my randomly assigned license plate reads 527.
My online pen-pal [of twelve years]'s birthday is May 27th.
Comrade Tiki’s join date was, coincidentally, May 27th.

Conspiracy?

Yes, it definitely sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Wait here while I make a hat out of this tinfoil.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.