Post your memories of the spammable pitchman. May he be on the ball forever.
“BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE CONVENIENT COFFIN.”
Seriously, 4 in a week, and like 6 in the past month?
Celebrity conspiracy.
Fuck, I cant believe he’s dead. Now I have no one to invent a way to fix the keyboard tray that I broke learning of his death.
Well, you have people to invent it, just no one to pitch it to you quite as convincingly. :[
Also, 4 celebrities dying right around my birthday. Good/bad?
ROFL! THE SHAM WOW GUY omg he must be next!
No, not Vince! If he dies, my life will become purposeless and dark… :’(
You know he punched a hooker in the face (The ShamWow guy)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK8PH4KhM4
It’s ok, she was biting his tongue for no explained reason.
Maybe he snorted too much OxyClean.
Rest in peace Billy. I’m sure he’s selling revolutionary toilet cleaning brushes in heaven now.
Who is next?
Billy Mays, 50, American salesperson and TV host (Pitchmen)
Farrah Fawcett, 62, American actress
Michael Jackson, 50, American singer–songwriter
Ed McMahon, 86, American television host (Star Search) and announcer (The Tonight Show)
David Carradine, 72, American actor (Kung Fu, Kill Bill)
My money’s on Tom Cruise and John Travolta being found dead on Opera’s couch in a butt sex position. Their corpses are found wearing Guy Fawkes masks.
THAT would be epic!
same with me. what the fuck.
I remember he yelled at me about every product he ever advertised. While he was adverising them.
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE [INSERT PRODUCT NAME HERE]! ITS AWSOME AND STUFF! LOOK AT WHAT IT CAN DO! WOW! DO YOU HAVE THIS MUTED!?!?! IF YOU DONT YOU MUST BE DEAF BY NOW!!!
He had a nice beard though.
Coincidence or someone getting tired of getting yelled at by billy mays?
OMG, he’s dead??? What will happen to his reality show on Discovery channel called “Pitchmen”. lol The other guy (pitchman) …err…whatshisname…will be screwed, he just lost his show. Oh well, we always have the ShamWOW guy… bwahahahaha! how sad
WHAT the FUCK!?
I just saw him in an interview with Conan… my god, Michael Jackson I can understand, but Billy… he seemed like a lively guy, an icon of my years wasted watching television.
For the first time in a long time, I feel like paying my respect.
I give my sincerest condolences to his unfortunate widow. :[
Medicine has yet to cure all premature and undeserved deaths.
May you undent and unding dents and dings in heaven.
@ Right4Dead:
Wow, I only posted that comment an hour ago and already someone has it as their signiture. I’m honored… in a very strange way.
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