[i]Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come[/i]
*Devoted to all of you.
Well I fed your dog while you were on vacation
Covered all your shifts for your operation
But when you got back you still wouldn’t show me your
Brand new silicone boobs
So I took a walk around my neighborhood
To get you off of my mind like I knew that I ought to
But when I saw a big black van run down a bird
I had to think about you
[indent][i]Well I’ve been watching you look
at a locket from your mother,
or perhaps it’s from a girl you don’t speak of.
Do you miss her while she’s sleeping,
do you find it hard to eat when
everything reminds you of her stilly ghost?[/i][/indent]
[i]Alone - And there’s no tomorrow,
I should have known,
All the pain and sorrow.
I could only see your mind,
Desperate measures for desperate times.
I can’t stand the pain,
Assume your love,
I still love you.
The fact still remains,
Time will tell,
I still love you.[/i]
Rollin’ with my homie
Me and Jackie D
Bitches get ready
For a sex party
I WANT YOUR SOUL!
I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOUL!!
every day I’m shufflin’
Impeach God…Now
If we unite…We’ll take them down
We’ll use our strength
We’ll use our skill
We will revolt
And we will kill
Impeach God
[i]Well I tried to paint my mind
But now I’m stuck here in the middle
Got this scalpel in my hand
I’m operating on this riddle
Got my tongue on tight-knot
On my forehead placed a label
Took all my inspiration
Cause your name was on the table
Let’s talk about me,
Let’s talk about you,
I know your type
I know exactly what you wanna do
And if the money’s right
You think I’d disagree
So sad to see you torn apart
By all your selfish greed[/i]
It’s a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know
Goodbye to Noah Berry
Hello, Harold Lloyd
I’ve decided I want glasses like those of Harold Lloyd.
…
It’s an even longer way to the sweetest girl who I know, but for a few days out of the year I can drive it, and drive it this Friday I shall.
Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother…
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun
[COLOR=‘Black’]Holy shit, Tiki, trying to wade through those tags was harder than breaking into the Pentagon.
Well, that’s what happens when I don’t care to read the rules. Oh well. Fixed it anyway so I don’t give people any more reasons to start shit with me. Though I do have a strong feeling people will still find reasons to start shit with me. I must be psychic.
As I was rambled
Down by the water
I spied in sable
The landlord’s daughter
Produced my pistol, then my saber
To make no whistle or thou will be murdered
She cursed, she shivered
She cried for mercy,
“My gold and silver if thou will release me!”
I’ll take no gold miss, I’ll take no silver
I’ll take those sweet lips, and thou will deliver
[You’ll Not Feel the Drowning]
I will dress your eyelids
With dimes upon your eyes
Laying close to water
Green your grave will rise
Go to sleep now little ugly
Go to sleep now you little fool
Forty-winking in the belfry
You’ll not feel the drowning
You’ll not feel the drowning
[COLOR=‘Black’]Celtic-pop is creepy. Also this is a 9 min song, not even half the lyrics.
i got a dick thats as big as texas
^Good one. Remixed or not?
yes
I just drove to and from Texas this weekend, and taught a gal the expression “Everything’s bigger in Texas”.
…
I mean, I literally taught her the expression since she’d never heard it before.
[indent]If this is the end, let me die by your side.
I don’t really know why I begin to cry.[/indent]
[indent]I was afraid you would see who I was.
You were the child that I once knew.
I am a saint, I will haunt you at night,
and I am the dog that you feed…[/indent]