It pays to be stupid.
“Now add just a little bit of extra-virgin olive oil - about six table spoons - and about half as much lemon juice… aww look at that… adorable.”
+1 Internets for he who guesses the guy that said this.
run to the hills, run for your life
Thought I’d never see
The love you found in me
Now it’s changing all the time
Living in a rhythm where the minute’s working overtime
GIRLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Girly man.
Girly man man man man man man man.
Girly man man man man man man man.
Gosh my old calculator ain’t got no bow.
Nippley man I met he ate my motorboat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
Aliens aren’t invading, Freeman. You’re just being paranoid.
The mailman isn’t spying on you, Freeman. You’re just being paranoid.
Anthropomorphic frog people aren’t living in the sewers, Freeman. You’re just being paranoid.
‘Bout time I set this record straight
All the needlenose punchin’ is making me irate
Sick o’ my bitchin’ fallin’ on deaf ears
Where you gonna be in the next five years?
The crew and all the fools, and all the politix
Get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick
You got dick when they passed out that good stuff
BAM!
Are you sick of me?
Good enough, had enough!
I’m gonna be with her
She’s gonna take me there
Lead me by my hand
Her body a rocking chair
For my soul
When we go down to the well
why all the ridiculous rules SCREW YOUR RULES
[INDENT]And the time he [COLOR=‘White’]left [COLOR=‘Black’]. is still unknown,
as he will pray for answers nobody will know,
But the time of [COLOR=‘White’]death [COLOR=‘Black’]. is marked unknown,
as they all claim that this disaster was his own.[/INDENT]
step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the
contrast of white on white.
and in between the moon and you the angels get a better view of the crumbling
difference between wrong and right.
she walks along the edge of where the ocean meets the land just like she’s
walking on a wire in the circus.
[INDENT]When the houses came,
they ate up everyone like they were fishes
saying ‘‘come on, come on…
it’s the end of t[/SIZE]H[/SIZE]e w[/SIZE]ORLD![/SIZE]’’[/INDENT]
Time and again I tell myself
I’ll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I’m stuck with a valuable friend
“I’m happy, hope you’re happy too”
One flash of light but no smoking pistol
"Ik wil op iemands billen slaan, ik kan het niet weerstaan
Iets wat leuker is kan niet bestaan.
Ik doe het elke dag en nacht, hard maar ook zacht
Daarbij let ik niet op het geslacht.
Ooh, man of vrouw het maakt niet uit.
Yeaheahea, Velen vinden mij een schavuit.
Maar dat boeit me niet ik ga toch wel door, oja.
Op iemands billen slaahaan, daar moet je echt voor gaan!"
“There’s 420 ways to blaze
Use one it tastes great when you smokin out the vape
Mind haze sit back it’ll put you in a trance
Grab your sack relax and throw your cap up on the hat rack”
[indent]“I’m used to it by now.
Another day, just believe.
Just breathe. Just believe.
Just breathe.
Lying in my bed,
Another day, staring at the ceiling.”[/indent]
Birdman caught me on his property.
He saw me trespassing on his real estate.
He reached into his pocket for a pistol.
He came after me and pistol whipped my behind.
Birdman kicked my ass!
Birdman kicked my ass!
Birdman kicked my ass!
Birdman kicked my ass.
Baby was a black sheep.
Baby was a whore.
Baby got big,
And baby’s getting bigger.
Baby got a gun,
Got her finger on the trigger.
Baby, baby, baby was a rock & roll nigger.
Oh hells yeah.
[indent][i]I love dresses
Cars
Perfumes
and Jewels
I love men
Money
Power
And I love my sex…[/i][/indent]