and…
DISPLEASED MOTHERFUCKING ESKIMO, HECK YES.
If you do not know of his mad tf2 skills you should feel bad about yourself.
[COLOR=‘Black’]Or I just haven’t spammed his videos enough.
<.<
I was doing some thieving for my thievy guild of thieves, and then I found the best item ever (for the sixth time, I think: I forget how many times I’ve played this game).
Thanks to my thievery, I got a fly crib, and pimped it out.
On my way to thief-like things, I met a friendly bear.
I high-fived it with my sword and it fell asleep.
Then I went to borrow something from these blind monk guys…
I was worried that they’d injure themselves when trying to eat…
Then later on I was going to some place, and a big fish gave my stomach a kiss. It made me sad though.
I thought a high five might cheer me up, like it did with the bear, but the fish went to sleep as well. It took about five minutes to reach the top of the water since I was so far down. It was obviously a very curious fish with odd gastronomic tastes.
Since sleepy fish are boring, I looked around and saw a tunnel.
I went down and saw a door. Which was odd, because, like I said, I was underwater and very, very far below ground.
I went through it and came out… Under a giant lake!
And I mean way under. It took a very, very long time to reach the surface. I was very glad to be able to breathe underwater.
No, I happened to spawn naked in imperial prison at the start of the game; I had zero items and no loin cloth.
Thank god Bethesda’s modellers weren’t dirty.
I can’t seem to recreate it which is annoying the hell out of me, since I want to take blooming screenshots.
Exactly why I’m annoyed I didn’t edit the INI to allow me taking screenshots through Oblivion.
If it helps it was a clean install of Oblivion that wasn’t patched. :3
I was playing some Horse&Horse: Couched Lance Damage. The game kinda looks like shit so I had to make the screenshots 0.25 times the original size.
The thing about h&h:cld is horses and kinda big fights.
You can hire people to fight in your army. I only hired mercs with horrible short term memory.
The bridges are the biggest natural resource of the Land of Horsetopia, as they are the most durable thing known to man. Able to support the entire Nord army populus.
Normally sieging castles is a hard task at the early points of the game, but luckily I found out that nobody can use HORSES while defending the castles. The mountainpeople whose entire army is made out of cavalry will just brush you gently as you steamroll the shit out of them.
Durp how do i defend against viking???
Well, the siege went p.well except for the fact that I got a giant lance through my eye oh god help me
I also sieged a castle which had the class better versed in defence; archers. But too bad they had only one melee guy.
Dumb AI doesn’t know the true way to defend castles. Chockepointing.
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