You all win the stupid asshole award.
Dark Athena was a bit disappointing compared to Butcher Bay, the ulak knifes are pretty cool though. It includes a remake of Butcher Bay with updated graphics and combat system so you get two campaigns in one which is a great deal.
wut.
Rape fest
He got charged by a jockey?
The Jockey ran up to him and leaped like normal, but instead of grabbing on, got frozen in that position, and suddenly the survivor’s body began flying up and down as if being beat by a Charger (complete with appropriate health loss).
Sickest shit i’ve seen so far in l4d2
Best Screenshot Evar
Trying to hide your identity from the FBI there?
Wait What?!? How do you know?
Bonk. Finally got the sandman back.
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He wanted to fly into the sun.
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Team Rocket’s blasting off agaa[/SIZE]aa[/SIZE]in…[/SIZE]
Plink.
OH GOD
Epic observation :awesome:
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So I joined a game in progress, right? Crossover2, not my favourite but it’ll do. The usual server… No clue how long it’s been on the map.
Some guy I toasted expressed his realization that I always play Pyro. So someone else replies (verbally), “Well, if he makes it work… pyro’s a pretty tough class to play as. If he plays it good…” and the first dude makes a crack that I’m not any good. But when I get done roasting some spies 30 seconds later, I check the scoreboard and notice something seriously wrong.
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History has absolved me.
[COLOR=‘Black’](Yeah we lost that round pretty hard.)
Pyro isn’t that hard to play as in TFC… maybe that’s just me though.
Game name?
Nevermind, i get it.
Frag grenades tend to make any class capable of killing any other class just the same, though I try avoiding them.
I do tear asses apart in random pubs, or at least I used to when there still were random pubs. In a densely and constantly populated server with people who’ve been playing for 11 years as all the other classes, though, playing Pyro is tough and it doesn’t get much easier with experience.
You get engineers who EMP you accidently if you’re within 20 feet of their grenade, snipers who don’t like you playing with heavies outside on 2fort (and cut your fun short), soldiers who send you from one rocket blast into a second and then into a fatal third explosion from grenade or rocket before your feet touch the ground, and most commonly some heavy who kills you and himself with a frag grenade or MIRV.
It doesn’t help that medics, spies, soldiers, heavies, and engineers get a shotgun twice as powerful as yours. Chasing somebody outside, almost have them burnt to death? Some passer-by will treat you with a super-shotty in the back, to get rid of your last 40 health. Encounter enemies in the water? They’re more likely to drown than succumb to your pea-shooter, and they’re still capable of defending themseves.
Anyway, I might be biased, but I think my team tends to win more often than we lose. The real help of keeping half the enemy team on fire at any given moment is seen not by the pyro himself, but by his teammates who aren’t on fire and get to shoot at enemies who are or were on fire.
If friendly-fire is off, we’re by far the best spy-checkers. Even feigned bodies burn brightly! But you’d be surprised how many burning spies get killed by teammates, just as I’ve whittled them down.
wat
Sometimes I tend to think that Fong just types prefab sentences he doesn’t even understand, but seem to fit.