Because I can.
We do what we mustā¦ because we can.
inbe4 āfor the good of all of us except the ones who are deadā
For the good of all of us, except the ones who Instagram.
Well thereās no sense crying over every invasion of privacy, you just keep on trying till you run out of pointless bullshit to post.
Stop that, stop that! Youāre not going into a song while Iām here.
Back to picture postinā. 
Indeed, so hereās me and my lovely wife.
She looks like a bitch, I feel for you, bro.
Iām trying to figure out if Fnork has boobs or not.
Iām still not sure whether itās a male or a female.
Therefore: lesbian.
I think the person on camera-right is cuter. 
- points for the Herbamare, though.
Oh yes. I put that stuff on almost everything I eat.
But the thing is, Sriracha > *
Imonfire ?
not really
plus 50 pounds
I lolād! so Fnork is an āItā ?
Well, Fnork doesnāt claim to be sexual, so she is STILL A FEMALE.