My facial hair can’t grow any longer than 2-3mm
Yup
I believe Ramizezoid is right.
try reading his name outloud the way you typed it 
Ditto.
I’ve mentioned this before, but I absolutely despise having curly hair. I can’t really grow long hair without looking stupid. 
I still don’t know why people can’t spell my name. Wherever I go it’s Rammerzod this and Razmirberod that
It’s because we’re all dyslexic.
Your name has been Fonged, Ramizezoid.
beards are impossible for me too. I get a little chin fluff and a thin moustache, but that’s it.
I don’t mind atm, but when I’m old and wise I’d love a beard to stroke. Just so people don’t catch on that I’m really just old and dumb.
From the shooting range last year… should get a more recent pic… Funnily enough, I’m wearing that very outfit atm…
You get used to it eventually. I can stand fuzz, but I can’t stand a fully fledged beard, it feels itchy half the time.
Obligatory pro beard post:
Also, me with a hat and an umbrella:
beards are good…uh sometimes
I noticed a lot of American citizens pimp the long socks with trainers, this is fine.
When you’re not wearing shorts.
fuck you sonny you obviously don’t know ding dong ditch about the old school prophecies
Tried to do the cat-beard thing.
No luck so far.
that… that’s a thing?
me and sword… yup
that’s pretty great, actually
Try to do the sweet smiles
No, Fong, it’s supposed to be a cat, not a bucket or whatever that is.
it’s his Crusader Helmet