I LOL’d
hey Paddy, you live somewhere around Manchester, right?
Well thing is, I’ll be in Leeds by October. Shit’s promising.
Do you like chicken? I said.
Yes!
Well suck this, its foul! whips cock out
…and? 
I’ve acctually said that to a girl and it kinda of worked, of course she didn’t start fucking me there and then, her reply was “Thats disgusting!”, but it got me talking to her then, talk about breaking the ice hahah.
Haha oh wow, Paddy.
I’d only do that after a few beers mind, i wouldn’t have the balls to say that sober haha.
Well that’s a relief.
ten bucks she wasn’t sober, so “breaking the ice” is more like “cutting into jello”
I’ve never been an overconfident asshole IRL, and I’ve only dated brunettes, who are older than me.
I wish there were more of them around where I live. Most of the chicks around here are the bubbly, stupid ones who go for the assholes all the time.
EDIT: I figure I should finally put up a uniformed picture, even if it is with my ex-girlfriend:
Right before the military ball, obviously the one I had my arm around was my girlfriend, the girl on the left is the one that’s on my desktop at the moment. <.<
Problem is there usally fat. The girls that you can just be yourself around normally arn’t conventially attractive, there is the odd one who are nice and good looking, but there like gold dust. Nice fatties however, are a dime a dozen.
The one that looks like a man is hotter.
I agree.
I’ve also gotten promoted to Captain since then. That was taken in February. And my girlfriend at the time was around 6-8 inches shorter than me, which is why I’m hunched over.
Yes.
6-8 inches shorter? What is it with dames and being short… :3
I feel a tad guilty tmy future spawn’ll might never reach my height due to dilution. I was blessed by above-average parents.
Well, I’m 6 foot, she’s around 5’4"-5’5".
It’s only cool when RamiNATOR does this.
Yeah too bad he doesn’t.
When you put on women’s clothes it’s scary, when Raminator does it it’s sexy.
Told you, Ramirezoid.