Post your Jaw-Dropping stuff.

Well I found this on omg-facts and my face was like this :fffuuu: and then :’(

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.

The process, known as “traumatic insemination” is a practice used by mites and bedbugs, and a species of spider in Israel called “Harpactea sadistica”.

In traumatic insemination the males pierce through the females’ body wall to inseminate directly into their body cavity. Their penises (or rather, the bug equivalent) are sharp like hypodermic needles (they’re pretty terrifying to look at actually).

Female bedbugs have evolved with an abdominal region known as the “spermalege”. The spermalege is a body part that is specially designed to be easily pierceable to minimize damage. Going through traumatic insemination reduces the overall lifespan of a female bedbug, but if they go through the spermalege their bodies aren’t damaged to the point that it effects their ability to make more babies.

The Harpactea sadistica spiders, on the other hand, are much worse. The male spider will pierce through the female’s abdomen repeatedly, making two long rows of holes. Sometimes several male spiders will join in. This method is clearly not very effective and this species of spider is slowly shrinking into nonexistence.

Got anything jawdropping?

Just like whoever posted this on omg-facts.com my face was like this:

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Pimp your…

Edit: Oh wait nvm this thread just sucks.

I think it has potential :3

There’s a little fish who crawls up your penis and eats it from the inside. I believe it’s called the Candiru fish.

It’s indeed called a Candiru fish, but it’s a leech-like parasite. It doesn’t eat you from the inside, it merely latches on and sucks blood. It tries to invade a body through any orifice, btw, not just the penis (the penis is actually harder to get into, seeing as the fish is rather “big” to easily access the urethra.

Your sig freaks me out.

You ain’t seen nothing yet.

It’s just staring at me.

I might as well go to that rotten website now that I have read these posts. Where is the bleach for my brain? :frowning:

haha, OP definitely made me drop my jaw

Mission accomplished. lol. Yeah that fish you are talking about? I read stuff on it a few months ago. It borrows in through the anus, and if left untreated, it will lay eggs, which burrow in even deeper. They can get really far into your body and they will eventually eat you from the inside out xD

I got the below from omg-facts.com.

Breathing the air in Mumbai, India for just ONE DAY, is equivalent to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes.

Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.

^I tried this and it fucking worked!^

The female praying mantis RIPS OFF THE MALE’S HEAD during sex!

[b][u]Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, was supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11.

More info: On 9/11, MacFarlane was scheduled to return to LA on AA Flight 11 from Boston. Suffering from a hangover from the previous night’s celebrations, and with an incorrect departure time from his travel agent, he arrived at the airport sometime around 7 : 30 and was unable to board the flight as the gates had been closed. 15 minutes after departure the flight was hijacked, and at 8:46 a.m. was flown into the North Tower of the World Trade Center.[/u][/b]

Harry Potter author JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in love with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

In 1945, a rooster by the name of Mike lived 18 months without a head.
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Grapes EXPLODE when you put them in the microwave!
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You’re more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.

DAAAAMN… Not to be an asshole about it, but if Seth MacFarlane had Boarded That Plane Half of America’s Current Pop Culture would be down the Tubes.

I would cry.:’(

:jizz:

And be replaced with something far far far better

There already is one of these: https://forums.blackmesasource.com/showthread.php?t=5049&page=4

Nope. This is definitely different. :jizz:

?!Sack tap!? Do you guys really do this? GAWD THIS IS HORRIBLE!

I think you should check your kid.

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