If you convince a chicken to eat chicken, but you convince it that it’s actually eating turkey (don’t ask me how), is it cannibalism?
If a man murders someone but then suffers a series of brain damaging stunts and by the end he is a completely different person who would never murder, is it right to put him in jail or what?
Yeah, it’s almost like it’s made for it…
You mean… that they’ve adapted, used it’s DNA.
If you eat yourself do you become twice as big or disappear completely?
I came up with something to write here, but it is honestly too clever for this retarded thread.
P.S. Vaginas are better, obviously. Can’t hide your dime-bag in a penis!
You still hold the same amount of mass give or take a very small amount.
Oh yeah I have a bunch of clever things I wish to say to, but it is obviously too intelligent for you scum.
I’m sorry Psyborg. 
Also, not if you have a high enough pain tolerance.
Well, it also didn’t really apply. “I’d rather be a pussy than a dick, because though dicks get pussy at least pussies aren’t cunts.”
We need a paradox thread.
As long as you say pussy and dick enough, it applies, don’t worry.
man, I am so tired I imagined the word "small"superimposed right in front of this page’s title LOL
Are you implying that I should cut off my penis so I can raise my I.Q.?
I’d say judging by the thread. period. :retard:
I think we knew that a long, long time ago.
attempts to cut off penis
Raminator, would you prefer to have a penis or a vagina?
Ram doesn’t have any private parts, it’s a robot from the future designed to enslave humanity.
We need another crash, then hopefully the average IQ of threads will skyrocket!
Shrike, that’s called incest. If you need me to explain it, just tell me and I will.
That made me smile for some reason :retard:
On topic: I prefer to have a penis. What? I like women… although being a Lesbian would be hot :jizz:
You mean, like in a jar :fffuuu: