Penises are better then vaginas

#1

I prefer possessing a penis as opposed to having a vagina, because this means I can pee standing up, and it makes me fairly manly. Also, I prefer having a penis because it means I don’t have a few days every month where I leak unfertilized human out of me. I understand where critics come from when they say vagina’s are nice, because they never ‘pop-up’ and make a situation awkward, plus they are nice and tucked away in their own little package.

Not to say I’d prefer everyone to have them, I enjoy vagina’s as well in their own situations, but I prefer to have a penis attached to me.

What are your thoughts?

#2

I prefer not to bleed from my private parts so I vote for having a dick…

But dude seriously what was happening in you when you thought about creating this thread?:open_mouth:

#3

I believe the correct title for this thread is “Penises are better than vaginas”.

#4

What is with the idiotic facepalm threads recently! God. Also;

Having a dick only makes you ‘fairly’ manly? I woulda thought that was the epitome of manliness
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#5

You gotta stop doin’ those drugs man…

#6

What the fuck is this, I don’t fucking even…

#7

I endorse this thread.

#8

#9

Penises. Serious buiness.

#10

I’d have a vagina just to become a lesbian.

but i gotta go with penis because of speed you can achieve orgasm at alone.

#11

Babies dont come out of penises…

#12

Thank God.

#13

Vaginas are better cause I can stick my penis in it

#14

So therefore you don’t want a penis? Makes sense…

#15

This.

Not quite sure why I thought you were more intelligent than that, Level.

Also, I prefer having a penis because I’m not one of the few males willing / wanting to get a sex change (ie. I’m happy being a male).

#16

I couldn’t care either way. If I woke up with a gine tomorrow I’m pretty sure I’d get over it.

Androgyny ftw.

#17

:facepalm:

#18

I have a learning disability when it comes to English/writing. I usually catch that stuff, but I can’t edit titles.

#19

Are you gay?

#20

If I woke up one day in a female body I would surely take advantage of it, like take pictures, etc… And the birth control pills just to stop the menstruation cycle (aka bleeding), and surely my life wouldn’t change that much, I would still sit at a computer most of my life and enjoy trance music while smoking marijuana.

I would also scare the shit out of my friends on MSN by talking to them (they would all believe that I’m dead), it’s not like I could admit the truth to them anyway.

But yeah apart from that I agree with OP.

I prefer having a penis because it’s the perfect tool to fuck a woman.

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