Someone else was saying we should have a drunk thread, so here we gooooooooo.
Drunk mis-adventures go here.
I don’t remember any to well. Once it was closing time at a bar though and I had to scull a pint (this was after many many pints mind you) and I puked up all over the table in front of me. Once my friend saw this HE puked everywhere. After that we got a bottle of JD to walk home with and got even more rotten.
There was one time I had to backstroke out of the elevator onto my floor in residence because I was so drunk, and then I walked out into the common area naked an hour later, still drunk, just to ask some stupid question.
I don’t need to post here - most of the time I’m in steam chat anyways when drunk.
Recently tuned into a nasty drunk, had three fights this month which are beer related.
I’ve banned myself from stella and sambuca for this. Sambuca makes me get BLOODDDD RAGGEEEE!
Sambuca fucks me up as well, not by getting me seriously pissed or angry, but just really reckless and doing whatever comes into my head - so I don’t feel drunk and I can have a conversation etc, but I just do the strangest things.
One night after a friend’s birthday and several Sambucas, I walked home and decided to take the scenic route. This was when it was -2 degrees and I had a shirt and a coat. When I got home I decided it would be a good idea to go for a run, so I did. When I got there I thought it would be great to go a little further, then run across a field, then over a stream. Before you knew it I was utterly lost, very cold and in some field of stinging nettles and brambles. That was a bit fucked up.
Don’t have time to chat about any times I got drunk (I’m off to go get drunk), but do you know what I hate about other people who get drunk? When they say:
“You know, I drank myself sober last night!”
No you fucking didn’t, you fell into a gutter and shat yourself.
You make it sound like you need to be drunk to do that. 
I got drunk and bought an i5, motherboard and ram. It was $500.
I was considering to do it anyways, and being drunk just pushed me over the edge.
I declined posting my many drunk and foolish actions in the original Bar Diary and Drunken Foolishness and I aint gonna do it here.
That’s where that thread went. I thought it died along with the forum crash. Oops.
A whole week without any shifts, time to go on a bender me thinks. BE WARNED.
I don’t drink, but I am addicted to coffee. If I try and stop, or if I am out, I will become violently ill to the point where I begin puking up bile. I have a chemical burn where I knocked over a Erlenmeyer flask filled with pure fucking PH2 because I fell off my stool after not having coffee for a few days.
:fffuuu:
I’d prefer the “High Thread” since i prefer being High cause of weed rather than drunk of alcohol… no Miss Hangover after weed rulz!
I tried playing Rainbow Six Vegas 2 while drunk and then my brother challenged me to FIFA 09 and he beat the shit out of me. I blacked out. Apparently I threw up and then crawled into bed…lawl. Apparently I swear up a storm while drunk.
Several times I talked to friends online and they saved the conversations and posted them on a website where I am a forum moderator…goddamn them that made me look silly…
drambuie. I know its wanky but fuck you
Chattin to some lass all fucking evening, popped teh fucking question too late, she’s got some retarded on off guy, piece of shit i thought tbf xD not good fir her.
I had a ring and everything D:
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Wait, Catz drinks?