Odd Banner Ads

[LonePaladin]

@sersoft

Unless you got f***ed in the eye D:

:fffuuu:

Reminds me of something that came up a few weeks ago. The wife tried playing a really difficult song on AudioSurf*, told me to give it a try. So, when we’ve got everyone and his kid brother showing up for a D&D session, I give it a shot. Manage to get through the song, and tell her that I got something decent on it (like, say, only hitting 1 gray on a mono run), and she yells “F*** YOU!” from downstairs.

Catch is, I don’t hear it. SO, I start to tell her the score I got (which was like time-and-a-half what she scored). She then yells, “IN THE NECK!”

Much laughter ensued.

[taxi_evil]

“I will gouge out your eyes, and skull-fuck you!”

Full Metal Jacket rules

[jambo]

@raw_bean

Maybe she harvests the eyes of virgins.

She’d never have a shortage of virgins around here…

[raw_bean]

forgibe my tyoibg but I have ni eyes

[sersoft]

ni eyes? Well, at least you won’t be annoyed by all those odd banner ads >_>

[The_Reverend]

@Lost one

Um Vicki, hate to burst your bubble, but unless you’ve adopted, and have been abstinent, you’re not virgin concidering you’re married, and unless I’m mistaken, have kids.

joke

/dʒoʊk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.

–noun

1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.

3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.

4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.

[chumchum]

@The Reverend

joke

/dʒoʊk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.

–noun

1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.

3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.

4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.

Precisely.

EDIT: As for the original post, you actually only end up with a demo of HL2, but are forced to install this shit along with it.

[TheOneAndOnly]

@The Reverend

/dʒoʊk/

Damnit, that damn IPA haunts me.

@chumchum

EDIT: As for the original post, you actually only end up with a demo of HL2, but are forced to install this shit along with it.

I remember installing Zango once to download a Rapidshare file. It was a bitch to uninstall later and it kinda messed up IE. Lucky I had my PC stolen a few days later.