Mortals who are superheroes

psh John Locke is not mortal

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the only true demigod on this planet

all praise goes to him

Considering he died, ok.

Chell







Best of luck looking half as good when you hit 64.
Also,

I’m not trying to be a superhero. :slight_smile:

Look at his stache.
You lose.

Angela Merkel

Seal Team 6. One of them got to put a bullet in Osama’s head, right above his left eye. It’s kind of hard to top that. Not impossible mind you, just hard.

Arnie’s stache > SEAL Team 6 and Ben Laden combined.

Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton- Gentleman badass extaordinaire. Seriously, wiki him. He is kind of the most awesome dude you’ve never heard of.

Also, Harry Houdini- A real Superman if ever there was one. A pinnacle of human endurance and athleticism. His tricks weren’t really magic, but they might as well have been for how insanely physically demanding they were. Didn’t die onstage as has been popularly depicted. He went onstage with his innards all messed up, and a fever of 104 degrees Farenheit and he finished. The. Fucking. Show. Then he died.

Wait, Arnold had a mustache?




Also, his Incredible Hulk Cosplay.


Mocking Van Damme:

Looking at you like at some piece of shit:

There is a certain point where being musclebound becomes disgusting, and Arnold is juuuuust over that point.

It’s only when he flexes.
And musclebound is one big fucking myth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CV6EYMDbE

Whoever filmed this is a fucking genius. He looks like a giant here.

https://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/

You guys may want to take a look at this.

Tupac Amaru Shakur









Barry White

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.