psh John Locke is not mortal
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the only true demigod on this planet
all praise goes to him
Considering he died, ok.
Chell
I’m not trying to be a superhero.
Look at his stache.
You lose.
Angela Merkel
Seal Team 6. One of them got to put a bullet in Osama’s head, right above his left eye. It’s kind of hard to top that. Not impossible mind you, just hard.
Arnie’s stache > SEAL Team 6 and Ben Laden combined.
Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton- Gentleman badass extaordinaire. Seriously, wiki him. He is kind of the most awesome dude you’ve never heard of.
Also, Harry Houdini- A real Superman if ever there was one. A pinnacle of human endurance and athleticism. His tricks weren’t really magic, but they might as well have been for how insanely physically demanding they were. Didn’t die onstage as has been popularly depicted. He went onstage with his innards all messed up, and a fever of 104 degrees Farenheit and he finished. The. Fucking. Show. Then he died.
Wait, Arnold had a mustache?
Also, his Incredible Hulk Cosplay.
Mocking Van Damme:
Looking at you like at some piece of shit:
There is a certain point where being musclebound becomes disgusting, and Arnold is juuuuust over that point.
It’s only when he flexes.
And musclebound is one big fucking myth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CV6EYMDbE
Whoever filmed this is a fucking genius. He looks like a giant here.
Barry White