Maths/physics jokes

“That was my electron just then!”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m positive!”

:hmph:

But electrons are negative…unless I’m missing the joke.

A lot of these aren’t funny.

It’s called Sex Panther. It’s illegal in nine different countries. Made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

Anchorman reference bro fist

Atom loses electron, thus gaining a positive charge. Basic physics/chemistry.

Funny that.

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

Did I really just take the effort to quote that from a shitty website?

“The Axiom of Choice is obviously true, the well-ordering principle obviously false, and who can tell about Zorn’s lemma?” - Jerry Bona

I know probably no one here will understand it, but it is very funny if you do.

The internet was created in 2007?

yes :mono:

I’m gonna be honest with you… that smells like pure gasoline.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.