Math problem

[Mabilis]

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+are+you%3F
Not very original but, meh.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+much+wood+can+a+woodchuck+chuck,+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+would%3F
Woodchuck

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Where+do+I+live%3F
IT KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE!

[Supaflyy]

0_o

[Pyroclase]

But I don’t live in Albuquerque!

[Comrade_Tiki]

@Pyro

When will Black Mesa be released?

I broke it. :retard:

Well in all fairness, “released” rhymes with “east”.
…Which means it knows how to speak…

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Why+am+I+bleeding%3F
That doesn’t sound good.

…
fuck that’s specific

[Samapico]

@Pyro

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Why+am+I+bleeding%3F
That doesn’t sound good.

Uhhh… so… intracerebral hemorrhage… only old dudes and little girls get that? Wtf are those weird stats