The quality of the description’s writing makes me very worried for the game.
ARGH AND AVAST IN SPACE! Join Capm’ Shepard and his zany alien crew on a funderful journey through the universe’s bountiful sea of silly things! Will the Capm’ ever get a vacation!? You decide!
In tonight’s episode of Mass Effect 3, will the courageous Commander Shepard be able to slip in the bed of the young and inexperienced Asari known as Liara amidst the battle for Earth? Tune in and buy a DLC now to experience the ultimate dating simulator of 2011!
I am truly amazed that no one has made a Mass Effect porn yet.
Studios: GET ON DAT SHIT
Who knows, it might have the best writing of any porn film ever. You know, if porn makers ever actually gave a crap about narrative.
At least the art itself could be good, but not even close… 
issue #1 was p good
…I wasn’t actually asking for a link O.o
but i did
[COLOR=‘Black’]dem asari tits