Man kills himself after being caught having sex with a chicken

It was a ninja fuck, the chicken didn’t see it coming.

Because, well…uhm…science?

Oh right, because when I think of a ninja I also think of a chicken getting surprise but sex.

Like THIS

Either the poor thing died or now it has a larger than normal rear entrance…also, the man’s wife could have eaten it :jizz:

You do realize that chickens lay eggs, right? And if you do: you do realize where said eggs come out of, right?

Next egg is gonna have some extra proteine in it. Yummy.

SCIENCE!

When that egg hatches it will be half chicken half man.
By God, we have done it!

I wonder if it would still taste like chicken…nvm, I wouldn’t want to try it anyway :expressionless:

Are you talking about chicken?

I like this version much better…

Here, the chicken messes with you…

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