Man kills himself after being caught having sex with a chicken

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A 73 year old man from Zimbabwe took his own life earlier this week after he was caught by his wife having sex with a chicken.

61 year old Grace Maradze walked into her kitchen to find her elderly husband Petro with a chicken on his penis. The old man couldn’t satisfactorily explain how the chicken had got on the end of his reproductive organ, the only explanation being bestiality.

The events were confirmed by Assistant Inspector Jethry Mudzembi of Mafuke Village police, in Zimunya.

“Petro Maradze of Mafuke Village decided to take his own life after the shame of being caught in the act of bestiality with a chicken by his wife,” the Asst Insp explained.

“His wife stormed into the kitchen during his intimacy with the chicken. He failed to give a satisfactory explanation as he was caught in the act,”

Once the wife had got over the initial shock of finding her husband locked in a passionate embrace with a chicken she gave him a sound telling off. That is when Mr Maradze made his exit, and was never seen alive again.

“He disappeared as his wife was hurling abuse at him and never came back alive.” Mudzembi said.

After a while relatives of Mr Maradze began a search for him, but it was two days later that his body was found hanging from a tree. The police have ruled it as a suicide.

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:fffuuu:

#2

Obvious reaction from husband is obvious

#3

Whatdafuck?!?!?

#4

It wasn’t THAT bad when I tried it.

#5

Only in America…

#6

Not our guy, this happened in Zimbabwe

#7

LOL!

#8

IN SOVJET RUSSIA, CHICKEN FUCKS YOU

#9

I suspect he was already pretty depressed, to have lowered his standards that far. As for the article, I think they owe us an excuse as to how he could have explained the behaviour to his wife, since they twice mentioned his inability to do so.

But ain’t it the truth. A comrade of mine did this examination shortly after the Colombia disaster, determining American space pioneers are 4 times more likely to die in space. (Meanwhile, Soviet space pioneers are only 30 times more likely to die on the ground. :retard :slight_smile:

#10

o well :stuck_out_tongue:

ill just keep it there anyways, cuz its funny :retard:

#11

I find it surprising that the wife would even tell authorities about the incident with the chicken. Surely she could have kept that to herself?

#12

where’s bolteh to comment on this !

#13

Up there, 5th post.

#14

Ahahahahahahahaha

talk about bad timing

#15

whaaaaaaaaaaaa…?

#16

I think the problem here is that he wasnt ashamed he was caught having sex with a chicken, but that in fact his manhood was small enough to make such a thing possible.

#17

sexy

#18

He was, in fact, raped by the chicken. Then, when the wife found them, the chicken ran off with her husband and murdered him :fffuuu:

#19

See, that was my first question: how is it even physically possible to fuck a chicken? I mean, without tearing the bird in half or something.

#20

QFT

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