Lets evolve this creature

and an update to make the future easy:

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inb4oneofthemhasadickandonehasavaginaandtheyhavemillionsofdifferentformsofchildren.

I’m surprised it’s gone this far without any reproductive organs.

we’re engineering a brand new creature
so the parts we choose are those that help
and asexual reproduction is more efficient
but to be fair, the cigar is a phallic gesture

The BM forums are far beyond dick jokes, why would you imply such.

The creature on the left has evolved a mermaid tail.

It’s manliness rating goes down.

Olol it’s an impostor.

But now he isn’t:


The BM Creature has evolved a few spots of hair to maintain warmth in the cold primordial ooze!

pfft. way to fail at cropping.

I didn’t crop, I just didn’t let it load all the way. You’re welcome to fix it if you’d like.

Didn’t anyone tell you how lazy I am? My job is just to sit on my ass and criticize people.

The one on the left has evolved into demons.
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And then it was exorcised- to disastrous results!

The Demon continues to evolve

Edit: Oh Shit, beated. Well, use whichever one you prefer, gentlemen :p.

Does anyone else see the irony in intelligently designing a creature in a thread titled “Let’s evolve this creature!”?

I thought I was the only one.

my god what have I done?!

inb4mudkipz

… -_-

It was funny until…

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