Let us bitterly contemplate our failures

#101

Realizing that other people have worse problems than you doesn’t make yours go away.

#102

But it’d put you in perspective.

#103

Don’t you people have friends or family to share your personal failures with, instead of letting it all out on a forum for a source mod? I think I hate you all more everyday.

#104

The feeling is mutual.

#105

Am I mean for feeling awesome after reading this thread? :awesome:

#106

Who the hell are you, anyway?

#107

EDIT: Fuck it. Nevermind.

#108

Fine, let’s just say I had a certain bowel movement with my pants still on -_-

#109

I am regularly called a failure by my mother. My grades in school are terrible not because I am unintelligent but because I have an inability to make myself care about my school-work. Every time I say I am not going into college my friends take it that I am going to fail at life, even though my plan is to go into the military.

I force myself to look for people to date even though I rarely get into good relationships because I can’t find anyone who doesn’t become boring to me quickly. This has left me with a short list of relationships all of which ended in a few months.

I have few talents. I am told I am good at writing but I’ve never been able to have a story last longer then a page before I run out of ideas. I am told I can draw well but that for me is something to comes and goes I have no consistency for my artistic talent some days I can make something amazing others I can’t put more then a few scribbles on a paper.

#110

I eat batteries for breakfast.

#111

Cool story, bro.

#112

If you eat enough, do you turn into the Duracell Bunny?

He’s awesome
.

#113

That’s just ridiculous.

#114

:awesome:

#115

^This is the shit im talking about… :expressionless:

#116

I thought it was the shit in your trousers!

#117

Why do i even bother… -_-

#118

Aww come on. Shitting your pants is not so bad. A friend of mine got piss drunk on his own birthday party and ended up lying face down on the ground, his pants full of shit and his face in his own puke.

And his girlfriend still loves him.

There are worse things than this.

#119

I’d suggest to you to get into drawing in comic books, get the best of both worlds

And to the guy who shit himself, aint to bad, I once pissed myself in the middle of town at the age of ten cause I was stuck with a baby, and this girl once laughed so hard on my bed she had her period all over it (And no she wasn’t laughing at the size of my cock… I had just completed ff8, and my mate “accidently” pressed the open button, the console crashed and I had to do it all over again, I wasn’t sure what i was more angry at, I couldnt care how embrassed she was)

#120

Shut up and go away.

EDIT: Fuck, I have to make a habit out of reading the rest of a thread before I reply… I can prevent the awkward situation of having an entire page doing the same before me :fffuuu:

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