I've created a new band

Is the similarity that astute! horrified glance at photo

Dear god…what has science done!?

also
1: Ebola Monkey
2: touched by an uncle
3: High pressure sausage
4: Harry vegetable and the tuber pubes
5: My time alone with a priest

Ye-…yes…Ebola Monkey. Sounds…like a dance/tehcno band. Me and my friends also Lol’d extremely hard at number 5. Har har har.

No, it’s not.

Whoopie. Found a couple candidates for the singer. Tell me, anyone know of a punk-rock band that’s had a female singer? Im curious as to how that would work out. A couple have nice voices, but i’ve no idea how they’d fit into the punk genre.

lol i m so original

Yeah, and Halo is a terrible, terrible game that should of just died the day it’s hulking mess was push off store shelves.

OT:Currently, I’ve been debating between male or female singer…Has there ever been an occurrence of a band using…both!?

Yes. But they aren’t punk and they don’t suck.

Why don’t young people want to offend any more. How 'bout Dave Smith and the Granny Shaggers

Nightwish uses both.

In that case he should name his band MLK and the Klansmen, and title the first album Childfuckers, where each song is title is a racial slur.

you could name the band ‘Nihilant & The Controllers’.

If I’m aiming for offense, the name definitely would of been Tree Trunks and The Poonberry Bush.

Because, let’s face it…

SHIT SO CASH! But…wait…what is this? I don’t even-

Perhaps “Nihilanth and the Controllers” would be better. As it stands, the name of it is Secrets of a Hollow Earth. I mean…that just sounds pretty cool, and a little less generic, right? My friend Evan is drawing some of our art…anyone got ideas? The album name could be something like “Hollow Whispers”. Just shootin some ideas. :stuck_out_tongue:

I could almost respect your music if you didn’t use electric drums.

Electronic drums make me shed Indian tears.

Yanno, I would sooooooo much rather prefer a nice set of acoustic, but as it stands, my family has no damn money to it’s name, so I had to make due with an older set from one of my friends. Not quite the best…but I suppose it’s better than nothing. :jizz:

But hey, I was “put on hold” at my job during the winter, hauling trailers. As spring/summer come around, I expect to have more than a few pesos to rub together. Maybe I’ll get lucky and snag a nice set. And recommendations for an acoustic set, brand-wise, at least? I’ve already got my cymbals and such, all I really need is a good bass, tom, snare, etc. :3

I came up with this logo or something. If you like it, feel free to make any changes or use it how you want.

lol, it’s a bit colourful for a grungey punk band isn’t it?

It should be grey. Grey is a grunge colour.

Eh, made the picture before I actually listened to the music. Like I said, he can make any changes he wants, be it making it dark and gritty or putting a fluffy pink condom on it, I don’t care.

EDIT: Made the background black and darkened the colors on the worlds surface. Already fits his music better.

lol, condom idea sounds awesome. damn original.

You must do me a favor. This is your last task, and you must not fail it!

Penetration. Of the Earth. That has a huge, gaping hole in it. And I promise you I will use it as an album cover. If you can make it look grate, I fucking swear up and down I will use a planet with a penis thrusting inside of it. GET!

EDIT: inb4horriblemspaintjob

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