“Ivan works in Quiver. What’s Quiver? Killing alien scum, that’s what it is. And army. And ninjas. Ivan’s a doctor. He wears a yellow space-suit because of the space-rocks he has to shove into giant shiny spinny experiment ‘spectrometers’ for the weird scientists. Oh, What’s he doctor of? Research, bitch. Says so on his space-suit. Research and development of the effects of his crowbar on sorry alien asses! And he knows the experiment needs to be repeated for scientific accuracy.”
I want this game to exist. I want to play an unhinged roadrage blood-soaked crowbar-thrashing Half-Life on steroids. If you think about it, Half-Life’s already hilariously James-Bond esque - there are ninjas, an army, a giant underground research facility, aliens, government conspiracies… Obviously, not to say the original’s boring. But Ivan. Just look at Ivan.
Look at his beard.
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i see
gr8 m8 can’t w8
Shyt’s gun get re4l m9, 10/10 wuld rek agan