ITT: We create a cast for a movie based on a game

Yes yes I know, Game movies are most of the time terrible. However what would YOU do to make it better? Who would you cast for a movie based on a game? How would you do the film (in first person perhaps). Creativity tiem.

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Or you could contribute to the game.

I think Robert Downy Jr. could make a pretty good Gordon Freeman.

I think Betty White as Dr. Kleiner.

Aretha Franklin as Eli.

Piefish as everyone from every game ever made and still to be made ever.

John Cleese as the G-Man.

Dear god, whoever it is that would allow that to happen would be worse than Hitler D:

This.

A movie where Robert Downey Jr. couldn’t talk? Are you people mad?

He looks like Gordon Freeman. And besides, if it were a movie, how could they make Freeman NOT talk?

MAKING GORDON TALK WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING FOREVER AHRHAHGRJHGHSBKFJKLHBLOAWNKÇDSDKLJASNBDFKÇH.D F

Internal monologue, perhaps? Voiced by Morgan Freeman, ofc. Maybe James Earl Jones. Some old black actor with a good speaking voice either way.

Like Garfield?

Robert Downey Jr. can be badass without talking, like gordon freeman can.

Hows about they just don’t make a Half Life movie and instead make more games.

but it doesnt matter who plays gordan freeman because gordan wears a hemet

Bulletstorm movie anyone?

Grayson Hunt: hugh jackman
Ishi Sato: Daniel Dae Kim
Trishka Novak: Sandra Bullock

Edit: Also Gordon doesn’t wear a helmet, there is no evidence that he does, he is always depicted as not wearing one
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An hour and a half of the word “dicks” on loop? Sounds like a bestseller.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/team_america_world_police/

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