ok: my love life sucks and has always sucked, pretty much
I LOVE my love life
ahahah geddit?
this thread is dumb
i love the corgi in your sig.
that may or may not be related to my love life. take my meaning of ‘love’ as you will. :ninja:
Does a non-intertwining foursome count? Same room, next to each other. My house was empty and my pal and his girl were horny. SHIT, now I’m sucked into this. 
Any who, I told my beloved about my cheating and she forgave (D:?) me as we are madly in love.
She’s making a mistake.
EDIT: I don’t have anything against you or anything, it’s just that I did the same thing as her and I forgave my girlfriend for the same reason, and… you know…
hai guize wuts goin on in dis thrad
It’s going to end in tears (and, maybe, bloodshed).
But when I initially said that, people shat all over me. Lame :’(
That’s because you’re a toilet, Bolteh.
I would have said “What is this ‘love life’ you speak of?”, but it’s kind of redundant at this point.
Yeah, we get it: You haven’t ever gotten true love and stuff, or it’s terrible. Take a number and sit down.
Happy to oblige. :retard:
I think I’m gonna to be a combo breaker and say that I have something that is quite the opposite of terrible going on.
And nobody cares, who would’ve guessed?
I care, but I only want good stories. Stories like Android’s and Petti’s are-Ah who am I kidding I don’t even care.
I’ve said it once, and i’ll say it again. Women, are fucking mental.
Actually… I agree Paddy. Seems a waist to have such pretty gift boxes wrapped up in such lovely bows and wrapping… and smell so good… yet it is nothing but a bunch of chaos inside eh?
I’ve recently learned that some girls have a higher sexual drive than I do!
I’ll just leave it at that…
fuckin a
Who ever said that women were pretty? What about all the ugly women?
Like Rosie O’Donnel