imagine being really fucking old

#1

would be fucked up haha

#2

IMO to be in your head would a lot more fucked up than to be really old.

#3

I don’t want to die until I’m so I have no way to wipe my own ass. This will be after I invent a machine that would force me to do this until my arms fall off, and that wouldn’t happen because I’m going to get unstoppable prosthetics before they can.

#4

haha imagine the feeling that every morning a little bit more of you is gone forever. your mind is dying and your body is a prison. the nurses managed to scrub away your last shreds of dignity but they left ssome of the shit and your loved ones wont come near you anymore

#5

I’d like to have my brain inserted into a new mechanical body personally.

#6

I’d want my brain inserted into a Xenomorph cyborg like in one of those Dark Horse comics. Then I’d play fetch with my space dog and chase babes around until the real aliens show up, at which point I make a gun out of their corpses

#7

im going to kill myself in no longer than 40 years time

#8

I can’t wait to be really fucking old.

I’d give a new meaning to senile agitation. I’d sit in front of my house watching people pass by, and occasionaly start yelling and cursing and swing my cane around like a madman. I’d pretend I’m deaf just to annoy people by yelling “WHAT?!” every time they say something. I’d go on a bus that is pretty much completely empty apart from 2-3 passengers and instead of sitting on an empty seat, I’d go to one of the passengers and demand they stand up because that’s my favorite seat he’s sitting on. I’d cut in front of long lines. I’d stand at a crosswalk of a busy road, looking confused until a kid comes up to me to help me cross, then I’d start yelling and swinging my cane and telling him/her that I don’t need no help and that their filthy youngling hands should be out working instead of robbing old people.

I’d also say “damn niggers” each time I see one that isn’t working.

Being old sounds like heaven. Can’t fucking wait.

#9

The advantages of being an old fuck

#10

That already happens every morning when you wake up.

#11

You mean imagine fucking old people?

Alrdy done Sir…

#12

fucker i was about to say that

#13

there is a site called nobrain.dk y’know?

#14

Can you make it no longer than 04 years instead?

#15

^this

#16

I already am really old…

#17

Cloned body with super strength IMO.

Sorta like Crackdown, only with a slightly larger than regular physique, instead of the half-hulk that the Agents seem to have.

#18

I bet the government already has plans for the invention of immortality, they’re just waiting for the really old people to die off.

#19

A more realistic approach to getting old would be taking a bunch of steroids on your 60th birthday and hulking out.

#20

Hulking out on your 60th birthday wouldn’t have the same benefits of being put into a Crackdown Agent’s body. When their body dies, their consciousness and abilities get transferred into a new cloned body.

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