Illuminati

Conspiracy theories, eh? Yeah, I got one. It’s about the new TF2 update.

It had always struck me as weird how the Gray Mann tries to destroy the Mann Co. facilities. What does he have to gain from this? He is in a completely different business - robot construction - so Mann Co. is no competition to him. And he himself said that the facilities are “the only thing […] worth fighting OVER.” So why the destruction? Also - he seems to be more intelligent than his late brothers, so why build robots which run on money, instead of buying a more efficient fuel source? And he falls for that poorly made decoy? Why?

Then it hit me. He doesn’t strive for the facilities, he wants the technologies. Every single upgrade in Hale’s R&D department,which players buy. Gray knew that mercs will lose their jobs and Hale wouldn’t just give the tech and money to the mercs out of his machoism and bravado. The money is counterfeit, so no major expenses for him, and the mercs are so dumb that they don’t even check the authenticity of the credits taken. All those antennas on carriers? Scanning weapons. If the base isn’t blown up - Gray has acquired the schematics for clearly superior weapons and learned of his bot’s weaknesses. If it has - Gray can acquire working prototypes from dead mercs. All the attack sites aren’t major locations - a shipping facility, a museum and a decoy. So when the attack on the major locations - HQ’s, factories - commences, the bots will be equipped with the tech worthy of human players upgrades and will be able to just take the facilities by brute force.

EDIT: Oh, right, “magic gravel”. Well, if Gray really wants to destroy the facilities to acquire it, why risk damaging the gravel? Besides, Elizabeth holds it, and when Gray overtakes Hale, the Elizabeth’s best defence, acquiring it is really easy.

Wow, if I were a mod, I’d close this thread. The only worthwhile thing is that theory about TF2, everything else is drivel. But I suppose since it’s not really in an inappropriate section, I guess it’ll get to keep existing…

These aren’t clouds! They’re chemtrails!!!

You sir, win the prize.

It’s hard to believe it took so long for someone to figure it out…

The prize?

A brand new copy of Half-Life 7 EP 4!

See your local retailer for redemption…

Really guys?

That’s not possible 'cause Valve can’t [COLOR=‘Black’]count to three.

^.^

They also predicted an atomic bomb going off at the 2012 London Olympics opening cermony. If fact, there was even a card for it. Look it up on youtube. I knew this almost half a year before the games started, and was kind of freaking out it might happen. Now I think the whole “Illuminati” thing is a big piece of $#!T.

I don’t understand why you guys let this guy troll all of you. He just steamrolled right through you, and you guys didn’t even bat an eyelash (at least most of you didn’t). Any way, it was funny to watch! Thanks for being gullible.

Yeah, there was a card for it, but everyone heard about a false flag at the Olympics, if they were going to do that, and everyone heard about it, wouldn’t they cancel it? Considering everyone would know it was real.

Can’t you see we’re going for the previously mentioned 5 pages of offences?

Ok… You suck! That good?

Yes.
I Found it,
And I Made it a Pet.

And I got hungry, And I killed it. And I Ate it. It tasted like shit.
Now I’m burying the coolest pet ever, and it tasted like shit.

Toki <3

Someone with faith in my master-plan – it’s all coming together now.

Successful troll is successful.

Indeed.

I Love this thread

Sigh, you know nothing.
Mann Co is currently developing Half-Life 3 and the robots are from all the other game publishers who wish to stop it from being released.

I have proof!!
Videos on youtube are enough proof and always speak the truth.

That is beautiful

Some of you people need to chill out about the trolling. I don’t give a fuck if he’s trolling – he made me laugh.
It’s not like I lose anything if I laugh at a funny stunt.

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